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Topic: Oh NO!..not another orgasm
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Tue 06/05/18 09:56 AM


Oh, I thought this was going to be a screening of When Harry Met Sally...

Back to my popcorn eating...





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Tue 06/05/18 09:58 AM
Aww 2 little buttercups sitting in a field one called lars and one called starz
Along came a cow and gobbled them up, yes, it's not all fun being a buttercup sad

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Tue 06/05/18 09:58 AM

not even a little one?

Yes, a little Chinese one as long as it's in sweet and sour sauce laugh

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Tue 06/05/18 10:00 AM
slaphead rofl

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Tue 06/05/18 10:00 AM

Aww 2 little buttercups sitting in a field one called lars and one called starz
Along came a cow and gobbled them up, yes, it's not all fun being a buttercup sad


Along came Paddie and turned the cow into a burger tears

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Tue 06/05/18 10:05 AM


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Tue 06/05/18 10:07 AM
wwhere's the beef?

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Tue 06/05/18 01:12 PM
What the hell are you all waffling on about... I'm still with the topic header, Oh no! Not another orgasm!!

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Tue 06/05/18 01:13 PM

What the hell are you all waffling on about... I'm still with the topic header, Oh no! Not another orgasm!!

whew i was getting tired

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Tue 06/05/18 01:13 PM

What the hell are you all waffling on about... I'm still with the topic header, Oh no! Not another orgasm!!

I think it's anything that is thought about whilst faking an orgasm laugh
I don't know either crystal laugh

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Tue 06/05/18 02:33 PM

Go ahead, let your sarcasm rip.
I'd say more but I am headed to town because I LOVE TOURISTS and my job!happy

After work I think I may throw down 6 cups of tea and listen to some Celine Dion.

How's your day going?....because I care!
beach .. lucky for you multiple orgasms are spaced so far apart you have time to enjoy the tourists and work :wink:

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Tue 06/05/18 02:36 PM


What the hell are you all waffling on about... I'm still with the topic header, Oh no! Not another orgasm!!

I think it's anything that is thought about whilst faking an orgasm laugh
I don't know either crystal laugh

Okay... I'll remember that and get concerned when the man I'm with starts drinking 6 cups of tea and starts listening to Celine Dion, haha.
I never knew that was a clear indication of a man faking orgasm. I will catch him out on it, trust me! Quite easy when it concerns a man :angel:

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Tue 06/05/18 02:39 PM


What the hell are you all waffling on about... I'm still with the topic header, Oh no! Not another orgasm!!

whew i was getting tired

Good ones tend to do that, hihi.
I am quite the reasonable woman though... I'm not greedy when it comes to quantity, I AM greedy when it comes to quality though blushing :angel:

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Tue 06/05/18 02:41 PM
what isn't ours drippy enough for you k????



crystal i NEVER do anything by halves

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Tue 06/05/18 02:43 PM
hang on i;ll be right there so's we can chase each other 'round the room tonitebigsmile

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Tue 06/05/18 03:02 PM
This thread reminds me of my therapist, it was around 10 years ago when he told me I had problems letting go of the past.

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Wed 06/06/18 07:57 AM


hang on i;ll be right there so's we can chase each other 'round the room tonitebigsmile
laugh

wait, so thats you bein sarcasticohwell

just cuz it's sarcastic doesn't mean i didn't mean itlaugh

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Wed 06/06/18 08:39 AM
This thread reminds me of a good mob story


The mob boss walks up to his lieutenant and says, Carmine, go to the washroom and wack off.

Carmine says... What? but Boss
Boss says GO! Carmine comes out about 20 minutes later

He Says ok Boss I'm all done, Boss says, Good Good now go back to the washroom and wack off again. Carmine looks at him strange and says, but but Boss??? Boss says GO!!!!


Carmine comes out an hr later all pucked up... Says, all done Boss.
Boss says, good good, now go back and wack off again! Carmine says But boss, I can't... Boss says GO!!!!

Carmine comes out 2hrs later really messed up, says All done boss.


Boss says Good Good,
tosses him his car keys and says, Now go pick up my wife from the airport smokin

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Wed 06/06/18 10:34 AM

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