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Topic: MY SEX LIFE NEEDS...........
Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 02/18/19 10:07 AM
Since my name is John when people said "What's up John" I used to reply "It's a pharmaceutical company on the west side of Michigan". So many people just didn't understand what I meant. I guess I'm one of them that doesn't understand Google Upjohn and you'll understand. I was a smartazz long before the advent of the internet. Just comes naturally to some I suppose! It suits you!

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Mon 02/18/19 10:20 AM
My dad was a custom tailor so I know when something "fits me".

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 02/18/19 10:22 AM Edited by Unknow on Mon 02/18/19 10:22 AM


Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Mon 02/18/19 11:31 AM
My sex life needs.....someone stupid enough to date me!! The problem is I won't date anyone stupid enough to date me which has created a quandary I can't figure out how to resolve.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48994	Mon 02/18/19 11:40 AM
MY SEX LIFE NEEDS........... ... a rewind button.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 02/18/19 11:41 AM
My sex life needs.....someone stupid enough to date me!! The problem is I won't date anyone stupid enough to date me which has created a quandary I can't figure out how to resolve.

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 02/18/19 01:23 PM
My sex life needs.....someone stupid enough to date me!! The problem is I won't date anyone stupid enough to date me which has created a quandary I can't figure out how to resolve. Guess that leaves me out

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Mon 02/18/19 01:55 PM
My sex life needs.....someone stupid enough to date me!! The problem is I won't date anyone stupid enough to date me which has created a quandary I can't figure out how to resolve. Guess that leaves me out Count your blessings.

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 02/18/19 02:02 PM
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8........

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Mon 02/18/19 05:30 PM
Why stop at 8.....when you can go to 9, the number of a love potion?

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 02/18/19 05:44 PM


Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Mon 02/18/19 06:26 PM
Whipped cream and chocolate syrup

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Mon 02/18/19 06:28 PM
MY SEX LIFE NEEDS........... Sex?

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Mon 02/18/19 06:44 PM
Still needs a woman...

Aroundtheworld37 Joined Tue 09/05/17 Posts: 4122	Mon 02/18/19 06:48 PM
Still needs a woman... No just a suckretary ‍♀️

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Mon 02/18/19 07:05 PM
Still needs a woman... No just a suckretary ‍♀️ A woman suckretary or sexatary works... Just needs to be a woman...

Aroundtheworld37 Joined Tue 09/05/17 Posts: 4122	Mon 02/18/19 07:08 PM
Still needs a woman... No just a suckretary ‍♀️ A woman suckretary or sexatary works... Just needs to be a woman... I’m sending you my resume

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Mon 02/18/19 07:15 PM
Still needs a woman... No just a suckretary ‍♀️ A woman suckretary or sexatary works... Just needs to be a woman... I’m sending you my resume I only allow demonstrations...

Aroundtheworld37 Joined Tue 09/05/17 Posts: 4122	Mon 02/18/19 07:17 PM
Still needs a woman... No just a suckretary ‍♀️ A woman suckretary or sexatary works... Just needs to be a woman... I’m sending you my resume I only allow demonstrations... I’m on the next flight over

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Tue 02/19/19 02:05 AM
Why stop at 8.....when you can go to 9, the number of a love potion? I suppose if I had stopped at 9, you would have asked why I stopped at the number of a love potion