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Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Tue 08/27/19 01:12 PM
A man goes to the doctor with chronic Diarrhea The doc quickly jots off a prescription The guy reads it ( 1 packet of gravy powder ! ) Will this cure it he asked amazed No but it will thicken it up says the doc

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8904	Tue 08/27/19 02:12 PM
That won't work the seasoning is likely to irritate the bowel even more ., perhaps he could mix iin some soluble fibre like oats

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Tue 08/27/19 02:40 PM
That won't work the seasoning is likely to irritate the bowel even more ., perhaps he could mix iin some soluble fibre like oats You really know how to hurt someone don't you? My whole evening is ruined now , my work has been ridiculed and trashed by an analytical hypothesis of a light hearted joke , I will try to sleep but I know your cruel words will echo through my brain and snatch me away from the arms of Morpheus

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eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Tue 08/27/19 02:56 PM
That won't work the seasoning is likely to irritate the bowel even more ., perhaps he could mix iin some soluble fibre like oats You really know how to hurt someone don't you? My whole evening is ruined now , my work has been ridiculed and trashed by an analytical hypothesis of a light hearted joke , I will try to sleep but I know your cruel words will echo through my brain and snatch me away from the arms of Morpheus you won't be able to reach morpheus' arms once blondey locks you in her dungeon

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8904	Tue 08/27/19 03:09 PM
That won't work the seasoning is likely to irritate the bowel even more ., perhaps he could mix iin some soluble fibre like oats You really know how to hurt someone don't you? My whole evening is ruined now , my work has been ridiculed and trashed by an analytical hypothesis of a light hearted joke , I will try to sleep but I know your cruel words will echo through my brain and snatch me away from the arms of Morpheus laughing ...,but will you still be Pondering the outcome of diarrhoea and gravy mixed together ??

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8904	Tue 08/27/19 03:10 PM
That won't work the seasoning is likely to irritate the bowel even more ., perhaps he could mix iin some soluble fibre like oats You really know how to hurt someone don't you? My whole evening is ruined now , my work has been ridiculed and trashed by an analytical hypothesis of a light hearted joke , I will try to sleep but I know your cruel words will echo through my brain and snatch me away from the arms of Morpheus you won't be able to reach morpheus' arms once blondey locks you in her dungeon anyone with diarrhoea or gravy stains is exempt from my dungeon

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Tue 08/27/19 03:12 PM
nts wash off gravy stains

ivegotthegirth Joined Fri 08/17/18 Posts: 6666	Tue 08/27/19 10:49 PM
That won't work the seasoning is likely to irritate the bowel even more ., perhaps he could mix iin some soluble fibre like oats You really know how to hurt someone don't you? My whole evening is ruined now , my work has been ridiculed and trashed by an analytical hypothesis of a light hearted joke , I will try to sleep but I know your cruel words will echo through my brain and snatch me away from the arms of Morpheus you won't be able to reach morpheus' arms once blondey locks you in her dungeon anyone with diarrhoea or gravy stains is exempt from my dungeon No skid marks allowed?

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Tue 08/27/19 11:48 PM
Is the gravy Bisto? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2kTwy2lEA

riverrd Joined Sat 09/15/18 Posts: 116	Wed 08/28/19 12:33 AM


Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21249	Wed 08/28/19 01:25 AM
That won't work the seasoning is likely to irritate the bowel even more ., perhaps he could mix iin some soluble fibre like oats Great! Now I'm stuck with the mental polaroid of a gravy fountain.

ragin' cajun Joined Wed 07/10/19 Posts: 550	Fri 08/30/19 08:22 PM
ya'll are sick like it just put on my glasses thought it said mix in some soluble fibre like cats your not as sick as I thought still lov ya'll