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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 09/02/19 02:44 AM
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of the tractor. Mick says "Oh, no, Paddy what are you doing?" Paddy says "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately, and the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor."

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JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3170	Mon 09/02/19 03:22 AM
Good one .

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 09/02/19 03:35 AM


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SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33251	Mon 09/02/19 05:06 AM
good one!

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ivegotthegirth Joined Fri 08/17/18 Posts: 6666	Mon 09/02/19 06:45 AM
Did it work for Paddy?

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Mon 09/02/19 06:47 AM
No, it worked for Mick as he sniped in while Paddy was playing with his tractor..

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Mon 09/02/19 08:46 AM
Reminds me of the ' ex tractor fan joke but I can't remember how it went

@blrguy74 Joined Thu 07/26/18 Posts: 126	Mon 09/02/19 08:04 PM
:D speaking Of tractors, you Might already know about the one who's in the building business and always Brings a pro to the site. the Contractor with the protractor he says his gErman counterparts hate him ... those deTractors.

jaish Joined Wed 03/20/19 Posts: 1383	Tue 09/03/19 11:10 PM
:D speaking Of tractors, you Might already know about the one who's in the building business and always Brings a pro to the site. the Contractor with the protractor he says his gErman counterparts hate him ... those deTractors. Seems like another skeleton joke When a joke is put on a retractor.

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Sun 09/08/19 02:29 PM
No, it worked for Mick as he sniped in while Paddy was playing with his tractor.. Did he have a Massive Ferguson ????

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@blrguy74 Joined Thu 07/26/18 Posts: 126	Mon 09/09/19 12:06 AM
:D speaking Of tractors, you Might already know about the one who's in the building business and always Brings a pro to the site. the Contractor with the protractor he says his gErman counterparts hate him ... those deTractors. Seems like another skeleton joke When a joke is put on a retractor. :D good one

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