The Ten Commandments from man given to woman
Through the inspiration of I, Prince Buster

One, thou shall have no other man but me
Two, thou shall not encourage no man to make love to you
Neither kiss nor caress you
For I am your man, a very jealous man
And is ready to lay low any other man that may intrude in our love
Three, remember to kiss and caress me
Honor and obey me, in my every whim and fancy
Seven days a week and twice on Sundays
Because at no time will I ever be tired of I-T, it
Honor my name so that every other woman may honor it also
Five, thou shall not provoke me to anger
Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily
Commandment Six, thou shall not search my pockets at night
Or annoy me with your hearsays
Commandment Seven, thou shall not shout my name in the streets
If I'm walking with another woman
But wait intelligently until I come home
Then we both can have it out decently
For I am your man, a funny man
And detest a scandal in public places
Commandment Eight, thou shall not drink, nor smoke
Nor use profane language
For those bad habits I will not stand for
Nine, thou shall not commit adultery
For the world will not hold me guilty if I commit
Murder
Ten, thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress
Nor her shoes, nor her bureau, nor her bed, nor her hat
Nor anything that's hers
Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale
In any stores, for I will not give thee anything but what
You actually need for your purpose
Those are the Ten Commandments given from man to woman
By me, Prince Buster

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Cecil Campbell
Ten Commandments of Man lyrics © Prince Buster Music

We always hear 'The Rules' from the female side.
Here are the rules from the male side.



1 Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Yes, we know where your eyes are, but your boobs are where our eyes are. Don't try to change that.

2 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3 Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4 Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5 Crying is Blackmail. End Of.

6 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work..! strong hints do not work..! obvious hints do not work..! Just say it..!

7 Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

10 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11 If you think you are fat, then you probably are. Don't ask us. We know it's a trap.

12 if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

priceless
and
it's about time

This is why I stay away from the human race.... Think of me... as... Anubis kitty... yeah, that's it, yeah.... hell, I don't even have a toilet out here! I have double bags lined in a 2.5 gallon plastic bucket with 2 2x4's over the top.


yes it's cold.

Oh my God....

We always hear 'The Rules' from the female side.
Here are the rules from the male side.



1 Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Yes, we know where your eyes are, but your boobs are where our eyes are. Don't try to change that.

2 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3 Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4 Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5 Crying is Blackmail. End Of.

6 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work..! strong hints do not work..! obvious hints do not work..! Just say it..!

7 Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

10 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11 If you think you are fat, then you probably are. Don't ask us. We know it's a trap.

12 if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

We always hear 'The Rules' from the female side.
Here are the rules from the male side.



1 Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Yes, we know where your eyes are, but your boobs are where our eyes are. Don't try to change that.

2 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3 Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4 Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5 Crying is Blackmail. End Of.

6 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work..! strong hints do not work..! obvious hints do not work..! Just say it..!

7 Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

10 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11 If you think you are fat, then you probably are. Don't ask us. We know it's a trap.

12 if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.