i saw this guy that played a guitar like a dumbell
he had arms of steal and abs from hell
and he was quick with his wit
took very little sh!t

but hr took many

Ahh... I see that this thread hasn't managed to die,
and in the return of my absence, I know can see why...
so many friends have continued to stop by...
To see so many post really does make my heart fly...

So how is everyone doing tonight?
I really hope everyone is feeling allright,
I'm back for a while, sometime to spend with you...
what ever shall we talk about? what ever shall we do?

Maybe dragons in the closet, without the room to fly?
Or a dog who think to go in his dog house, somehow he will die?
Maybe about a letter, that was mailed around the world?
But had no stamp, and before it got there,
into the trash can it was hurled...

Maybe a joke or two tonight, should somehow come past our lips,
and certainly the laughter, immediatly after, will flow in swells and dips...

I do not know, I cannot say, what might transpire tonight...
But whatever we do, lets have some fun, and keep the rhyming tight...

Thank's for pickin up the slack...
Here I hand to you some poetry,
go ahead and hand some back.

Stand there girly, hands on the your hips
Better sit down doll, cuz you about to get ripped
You drank my beer, such a baaaad girl
Deep into my arms, I'll make you twirl
You act like you can't stand me; not a single bit you liked


DOH! World needs saving, I have to fly
lucky for you, I WOULD have made you cry

*Zooms off at the speed of light*

SitnGrin SitnGrin, sittin there with a grin on your chin...
what if she huffs, and she puffs to come in?
whatcha going to do then?

Lol, look at you two...
I go away for five minutes, and what do you do?
It's obvious to me from what you both said...
That you're going to have to be seperated...

Now Sitngrin, you go and sitngrin over there...
And TxsGal, that corner for you my dear,
and don't fuss and holler, no neither of you dare...
Me, I'm gonna sit in the middle, and cheer.

Ok, now on three, this is what you do...
Sitngrin, run and her, and she'll run at you...
and who ever gets to the middle first,
(and here's from the tricky brother)
I'm going to stick my foot out real quick,
and trip them into the other!

Now you both may be asking... what's in it for me?
I get to see a poetry Explosion! at mach three.

ahhh...boys playing games
and girls do the same
how lovely to see such interest exquisite

now into the sandbox and out of bed
such saucy poets still in my head
lets play the game again with this visit

hello all again this fine eve
so sorry i had to leave
missed you all and want to see more
everywhere else is such a bore

So everyone's taking to talking in rhyme
As for me, I do it all the time
But it is nice to see it here
Some of your messages are loud and clear
So rhyme away if rhyme you must
It certainly brings out the children in us

Nice call frozn..........

Hey BonnyMiss,
how you doing sis?
it's so good to see you drop bye...
to bad I must say,
that you went on your way,
you were here for just a blink of an eye...
Somewhere in this rhyme, I have to find,
a way to compliment you...
on the words that you write...
how they shine in the night...
The wonderful poetry that you do...
I really am blessed, to see you here,
and your words on these pages,
in my mind they do sear,
for I never forget the rhymes of a friend,
and my thankfullness for it, never will end.
It's people like you, that when you drop by,
the words left behind, make my heart sigh...
Thank you again, for stopping on in,
Please come back in awhile,
and do it again!

Audrey Audrey, you really are sweet,
that fact that you come back and check on me,
really is neat...
and for your fine words, you know I'll take a seat,
for my boredom, your presence, really does beat.

Lol, I'm sorry Audrey, that you find everywhere else a bore...
sometimes the forums can be such a chore,
but I really am glad that it draws you here more,
If I didn't get to see your neck, my feelings would grow sore...

How is it, that you find the time,
to place in your life,
a little bit of rhyme?
How ever you do it,
all I can say,
Is that I'm glad that you came back,
lol, please don't go away...

I realise that sometimes, the poetry doesn't flow,
and to mind, a rhyme, can come awfully slow,
Put you always seem to put such an effort into it...
That when you do post a response, it's the shi*.

That being said, I must ask, how are you?
Anything fun today did you do?
Of all the questions, I could ask, I've only asked a few,
Tell me a bit about yourself...
who are you really... who?

a thin white child
on the edge of a knife
ponders so softly
just how to end her life
should she slice?
dice? just to bleed out
"suicide in small doses"
a junkie would shout
should she jump?
slump? off a bridge one night
dont do it at all
just keep on the fight
but the knife is so razor keen
the blade so incredibly lean
she just wants to be free
of lifes sweet misery


sorry bout that , but i seem quite depresses
so easy to do when youre always undressed
for you see i dance and put on a show
and everyone just wants to see whats below
my mind doesnt seem to hold interest
even when im so keen to just jest
to be seen as just a big chunk of meat
is something that id just like to cheat
unfortunatly for this cute little lass
my night job is shaking my a$$

No worry dear Audrey, no worries at all,
I used to do the same thing, while serving alcohol...
and nobody every looked at me,
the way I wanted them too...
All they left was a dollar in the G-string...
what a jew...
as for talking tonight, of being depressed,
well, I wouldn't suggest that the cure is getting dressed,
The nice thing about being there, sitting at home,
is that all of those losers, must leave you alone...
Now any man, who's worth his salt, would have to straight admit,
that what you have, beneath your clothes, they'd most likely like to hit...
Well, girl, what can you do?
Just look at the neck in the picture of you?
You must admit that it leads to imagination...
and a body like that... can sometimes lead to degredation.
You my dear, tho, don't have to worry about me...
treat me as tho, I was a vampire see...
I have no eyes for the rest of you...
only for what's inside... the blood that runs blue...
Ok, I must admit, that you attract me some...
and to not admit it, would be sorta dumb,
but here, in this rhyming format you see,
unless a man has the brains, he can't hit on thee!

As for this talk of suicide, what more can I say...
Watch your tounge young lady, or you'll get spanked today!
Don't think either, that I won't submit you to it...
And spank that bottom all night long,
till your worthiness you admit!

sorry for acting so pathetically morose
usually im the jam you put on your toast
i try not to be such a whiny frowner
these days i seem such a downer

so now im going to be a happy fruit tree
so you can see what it is to be me
and how happy im usually to see

just dont pick my fruit early to make into jam
cause ill drop a limb down, and youll fall on your can!

OOOHHHH! i love a naughty boy who spanks
and for your words i give many thanks
i really am a sweet lil laugher
just bad when work is recently after

Ahh, to pick the fruit to early
makes a bitter jam,
and I'm a better orchardist then that I am...

Don't worry so much,
about all that strife,
you've got so many,
good things in your life...
and if nothing else,
will help you to see,
then I'll have to point out,
that now you have me...
and when ever it is, that you happen to feel down,
just come on over, and we'll remove that frown...
with conversation, and a few laughs or to...
you'll see, that with me, you'll feel as good as new.

such sweetness, you make me feel better
and to you i give my depression fetter

so now your job is to make me laugh
say something witty and funny and daft

ah yes, I too know, how work can make on feel,
and to have to go to it, (especially two jobs)
is a rather big deal...
so many times a week, it can try to take away the laughter,
that in our free times, so often, we are after...

but it's beautiful really, to see the real you,
and to see your laughter, returned all anew,
I'm glad I could make you smile today,
like you made me smile, when you came my way...

I know from some conversation, that you have a hard life,
and that right now you were expecting, to be a loving wife...
no need for all this hardship or strife,
(and nothing but spreading jam, works with a knife)

You're welcome for the words that I say,
and I hope that they stick with you throughout your day,
so that you make think back on them,
and smile when you want...
and your life that you are working through,
you mind won't constantly haunt...

Lol, there is one thing more that I would have to say,
although I admit that I haven't seen more then your neck to this day...
that this naughty boy likes naughty girls too...
(and there's nothing more that I would like)
to get to spank you...
Either a little longer then you really wanted,
or, at least until you're no longer blue.

so much better
definatly wetter
lol... now dont laugh
just the bubble bath!

You wanted some words that were witty,
and when reading them really sounded pretty...
so, fresh out of the gate,
for Audrey,
I can wait

I heard the blue bird sing today,
Though the sky was gray and dark.
It's song was sweet and lilting,
It's voice was strong and stark.
And I would not have noticed this,
Had I not been in the park.
Waiting for you...
Been here at least a day or two,
Sifting through memories only I know.
...At least I knew them a minute ago.
When I was more confident that you would show.
But now the blue bird sings above,
A bitter sweet song about heart felt love.
I wonder who he's thinking of...
And as the sweet notes melt away,
I think I'll sit another day.
And wait for you to come my way.
Till the sun goes down one night,
And there, on the ground, in the morning light,
Is me.
Waiting for you.
Cause I can wait in heaven too.
Wait until God comes to say,
I think it's time you were on your way.
But I can wait just one more day...
For you.

was blue its true
but the thought of a spanking just made me smile
to tell you the truth its been quite a while
so smiling i am and laughing to boot
laughter is lifes greatest loot

flattery will get you everywhere
so nice be be with someone who cares

unfortunatly i think my rhymer is broken
so ill leave you with this little token

you seem to be one of lifes greatest treasures
and caring for you comes in no lil measures
my breath stills for anticipation
of your revelations
for tonight you have made me feel blessed
talking to you makes my heart arrest
i hope to rhyme again with you soon
when thinking of me just look at the moon

now see what happens when you fall asleep
company comes and you're not there to greet
and share tales of battles, wars and the dance
to songs which beat strong with love and romance
well you know that i like to really dance too
and not just a two-step make a sweat out of you

eventually the dance rain beads up on her body
it tickles a little as it runs it feels naughty
but when there are two and the dance is just right
quenching wet slaking thirst until the daylight