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How about the mystery child named "Not Me". Heard all about him/her but yet to this day haven't physically see him/her.
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How about the mystery child named "Not Me". Heard all about him/her but yet to this day haven't physically see him/her.  and little hands always go in their pockets when "not me" is around somewhere
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It is possible for a duck to eat it's weight in bread
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Wrapping paper is far more interesting than a $50 toy
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How about the mystery child named "Not Me". Heard all about him/her but yet to this day haven't physically see him/her. and little hands always go in their pockets when "not me" is around somewhere What's even funnier is when my grandson (only child at the time) tried to play the "Not Me" card.
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How about the mystery child named "Not Me". Heard all about him/her but yet to this day haven't physically see him/her. and little hands always go in their pockets when "not me" is around somewhere What's even funnier is when my grandson (only child at the time) tried to play the "Not Me" card. Mine has accused her teddy bear before lol
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One chocolate chip cookie can cause a child to be hyper for up to 5 hours
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do you aucutualy have any idea how much water a water bed REALLY holds!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
 
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do you aucutualy have any idea how much water a water bed REALLY holds!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! No but now I'm curious how fast it drains lol |
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Easter bunny suits need updating for the more observant children of today's times. Daughter was on bunny's lap.....bunny had a big screen meshed area for it's mouth to allow the person inside to breath and such......well daughter spotted the lady inside the suit the minute she sat down. I was back a bit taking pictures and noticed that she was right up to the bunny's mouth talking away. Then my daughter turned to me and Screamed "Mommy call 911". "The Easter Bunny ate this lady and she needs help getting out". That was a really tough one to explain to a 3 year old.
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Easter bunny suits need updating for the more observant children of today's times. Daughter was on bunny's lap.....bunny had a big screen meshed area for it's mouth to allow the person inside to breath and such......well daughter spotted the lady inside the suit the minute she sat down. I was back a bit taking pictures and noticed that she was right up to the bunny's mouth talking away. Then my daughter turned to me and Screamed "Mommy call 911". "The Easter Bunny ate this lady and she needs help getting out". That was a really tough one to explain to a 3 year old. 
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do you aucutualy have any idea how much water a water bed REALLY holds!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! Oh Yeah....way too much....been there!!!! |
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One serving of yogurt can fill up to 3 diapers lol
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No matter how tired you are of watching the same kids movies you still find yourself singing along in your head lol
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No matter how tired you are of watching the same kids movies you still find yourself singing along in your head lol Or when you at work and drop something and find your self saying "Ut oh" in baby talk.
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No matter how tired you are of watching the same kids movies you still find yourself singing along in your head lol Or when you at work and drop something and find your self saying "Ut oh" in baby talk. <-guilty of that one lol |
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It's sad when your 2 year old has better manners than an adult.
Older man in the grocery store near us farted and 2 year old says very loudly....."Mommy he didn't say excuse me after he farted"
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It's sad when your 2 year old has better manners than an adult. Older man in the grocery store near us farted and 2 year old says very loudly....."Mommy he didn't say excuse me after he farted"
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Funny stuff and brought back lots of memories, "great thread". I'm sure lots will enjoy it as I have. Now going to find the Johnsons lavender bed time lotion and off to dreamland I go.
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Once my son thought the VCR was a toaster
So did my daughter at different times God bless DVD's
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