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Topic: weird things that you learned being a parent........
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Wed 03/19/08 11:33 PM
How about the mystery child named "Not Me". Heard all about him/her but yet to this day haven't physically see him/her.

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Wed 03/19/08 11:34 PM

How about the mystery child named "Not Me". Heard all about him/her but yet to this day haven't physically see him/her.
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and little hands always go in their pockets when "not me" is around somewherelaugh

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Wed 03/19/08 11:35 PM
It is possible for a duck to eat it's weight in breadlaugh

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Wed 03/19/08 11:38 PM
Wrapping paper is far more interesting than a $50 toy

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Wed 03/19/08 11:40 PM


How about the mystery child named "Not Me". Heard all about him/her but yet to this day haven't physically see him/her.
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and little hands always go in their pockets when "not me" is around somewherelaugh


What's even funnier is when my grandson (only child at the time) tried to play the "Not Me" card.laugh laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 11:41 PM



How about the mystery child named "Not Me". Heard all about him/her but yet to this day haven't physically see him/her.
laugh laugh
and little hands always go in their pockets when "not me" is around somewherelaugh


What's even funnier is when my grandson (only child at the time) tried to play the "Not Me" card.laugh laugh
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Mine has accused her teddy bear before lollaugh laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 11:47 PM
One chocolate chip cookie can cause a child to be hyper for up to 5 hours

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Wed 03/19/08 11:49 PM
do you aucutualy have any idea how much water a water bed REALLY holds!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!


noway noway noway noway noway noway grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

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Wed 03/19/08 11:50 PM

do you aucutualy have any idea how much water a water bed REALLY holds!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!


noway noway noway noway noway noway grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble
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No but now I'm curious how fast it drains lol

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Wed 03/19/08 11:52 PM
Easter bunny suits need updating for the more observant children of today's times. Daughter was on bunny's lap.....bunny had a big screen meshed area for it's mouth to allow the person inside to breath and such......well daughter spotted the lady inside the suit the minute she sat down. I was back a bit taking pictures and noticed that she was right up to the bunny's mouth talking away. Then my daughter turned to me and Screamed "Mommy call 911". "The Easter Bunny ate this lady and she needs help getting out". That was a really tough one to explain to a 3 year old.laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 11:53 PM

Easter bunny suits need updating for the more observant children of today's times. Daughter was on bunny's lap.....bunny had a big screen meshed area for it's mouth to allow the person inside to breath and such......well daughter spotted the lady inside the suit the minute she sat down. I was back a bit taking pictures and noticed that she was right up to the bunny's mouth talking away. Then my daughter turned to me and Screamed "Mommy call 911". "The Easter Bunny ate this lady and she needs help getting out". That was a really tough one to explain to a 3 year old.laugh laugh laugh
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Wed 03/19/08 11:54 PM

do you aucutualy have any idea how much water a water bed REALLY holds!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!


noway noway noway noway noway noway grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble


Oh Yeah....way too much....been there!!!!

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Wed 03/19/08 11:56 PM
One serving of yogurt can fill up to 3 diapers lol

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Wed 03/19/08 11:58 PM
No matter how tired you are of watching the same kids movies you still find yourself singing along in your head lol:tongue: laugh

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Thu 03/20/08 12:02 AM

No matter how tired you are of watching the same kids movies you still find yourself singing along in your head lol:tongue: laugh


Or when you at work and drop something and find your self saying "Ut oh" in baby talk.laugh

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Thu 03/20/08 12:03 AM


No matter how tired you are of watching the same kids movies you still find yourself singing along in your head lol:tongue: laugh


Or when you at work and drop something and find your self saying "Ut oh" in baby talk.laugh
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<-guilty of that one lol

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Thu 03/20/08 12:07 AM
It's sad when your 2 year old has better manners than an adult.laugh Older man in the grocery store near us farted and 2 year old says very loudly....."Mommy he didn't say excuse me after he farted"

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Thu 03/20/08 12:08 AM

It's sad when your 2 year old has better manners than an adult.laugh Older man in the grocery store near us farted and 2 year old says very loudly....."Mommy he didn't say excuse me after he farted"
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Thu 03/20/08 12:17 AM
Funny stuff and brought back lots of memories, "great thread". I'm sure lots will enjoy it as I have. Now going to find the Johnsons lavender bed time lotion and off to dreamland I go.laugh yawn yawn

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Thu 03/20/08 12:18 AM
Once my son thought the VCR was a toaster

So did my daughter at different times

God bless DVD's laugh laugh laugh laugh

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