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Funny stuff and brought back lots of memories, "great thread". I'm sure lots will enjoy it as I have. Now going to find the Johnsons lavender bed time lotion and off to dreamland I go.   night thanks for posting
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Once my son thought the VCR was a toaster So did my daughter at different times God bless DVD's
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Anything within a childs reach is susceptible to a taste test
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Bubble bath and hot tubs do not mix
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crest kid's tooth paste will break the toilet
had to replace the toilet because the tooth paste got stuck to where the plumber couldn't get it out. |
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my son every time we are out and about and when he has gas will yell on the top of his lungs, "i farted"
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Its a known fact that ceiling fans will not hold a 6 year old that decides to play Superman. By putting a blanket over one of the blades and jumping off a top bunk!! For some reason they laid on there butt with the blanket and blade from the ceiling fan on there head.
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Painting with poop is not an artistic expression...
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my son every time we are out and about and when he has gas will yell on the top of his lungs, "i farted" Mine yell's "Fire In The Hole" my kids are Army brat's |
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These are some of the many things my daughter has taught me..
no matter how hard you try to hide stuff from kids, they always figure out where it's at... Mommy's makeup makes great coloring crayons... Cat's don't like to be picked up by their tails... Cookies and Brownies are so much better before dinner... |
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Oh and FYI, Dawn Dish Soap does not go in the dishwasher, my 11yr old put a whole bottle of dawn in the dishwasher to help mommy out when I was feeling sick the other day, lets just say my whole kitchen got cleaned from top to bottom...
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I am pretty sure that dried pancake batter can double as cement...
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My nephew has taught me quite a few things....lets just say if they dont want to eat something...the dog usually likes it...and the markers "that dont color anywhere else but on the paper" still make marks on the wall...and you can't get it off!!!
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Milk dumped in house plants = dead plants in stinky dirt...
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it really sucks when they learn to spell. you can't spell nothing without them saying what it is that you were spelling. so good luck to try to find another way to hide things that you don't want them to find or know, besides leaving the room.
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those are all good ones lol |
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My nephew has taught me quite a few things....lets just say if they dont want to eat something...the dog usually likes it...and the markers "that dont color anywhere else but on the paper" still make marks on the wall...and you can't get it off!!! rubbing alcohol 
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Painting with poop is not an artistic expression...  ........................................
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Milk dumped in house plants = dead plants in stinky dirt... |
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my son every time we are out and about and when he has gas will yell on the top of his lungs, "i farted" I prefered the little innocent one my daughter said "my bum is singing again!!!!"
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