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No matter how well you put their shoes on there is always a way for them to vanish into thin air  What about the things that you find in your own shoes when you go to put them on. Nothing like sticking your foot into a shoe with peas in it. My daughter when she was young was told by her father that she could not leave the table until her peas were gone. Still to this day wonder Why MY Shoe???? |
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Things you should know before you start....
Mash Potatoe Flakes don't vacume and you can't wipe them up..... Washable markers aren't... Hot wheels really get hot when they are left on the patio in July... Crayons don't show up on x-rays... Don't tell a three year old about the poor starving children in Africa because they will share leftovers with the new tropical fish.. You tell ghost stories around the campfire you will be sleeping with a soggy sleeping bag by morning... When a five year old is talking to Grandpa on the telephone make sure it is not someone's elses Grandpa in some other exotic country... |
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Things you should know before you start.... Mash Potatoe Flakes don't vacume and you can't wipe them up..... Washable markers aren't... Hot wheels really get hot when they are left on the patio in July... Crayons don't show up on x-rays... Don't tell a three year old about the poor starving children in Africa because they will share leftovers with the new tropical fish.. You tell ghost stories around the campfire you will be sleeping with a soggy sleeping bag by morning... When a five year old is talking to Grandpa on the telephone make sure it is not someone's elses Grandpa in some other exotic country...
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Morning (((((Chris))))))
Get any sleep yet? 
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Morning (((((Chris)))))) Get any sleep yet? yep sure did 5 hours yesterday and 6 last night It's a new record!!!!
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My daughter is so cute and she has a hard time pronouncing words too, I was wearing this shirt that said naughty kitty on it and she comes up to me and says "come on naughty titty" lol
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My daughter is so cute and she has a hard time pronouncing words too, I was wearing this shirt that said naughty kitty on it and she comes up to me and says "come on naughty titty" lol
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My brothers used to say some funny stuff when they were younger...when my mom was pregnant with my youngest brother and her water broke she yelled for me to come help her..well my other brother was 4 at the time....ran into the kitchen turns on the water and yells back to my mom " the water isn't broke what are you talking about??" We still laugh about that to this day!!
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Edited by
UplandHunter
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Fri 03/21/08 08:56 AM
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one night last summer my daughter and I were saying our prayers and she said....Thank you God for the bumpy road...
She was referring to the dirt road going to our house in the country... My nephew used to call Buubies...circle bebops |
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I learned that if you are hungry enough, you will try to change a diaper with one hand and a hamburger with the other.
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My son would hide his dirty shorts.....around the house. (The smell.....found him out though.)
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You all crack me up  to great memories
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Parakeets will not come back when left out the front door!
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Parakeets will not come back when left out the front door!
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Edited by
Imbroglio
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Fri 03/21/08 08:51 PM
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Parakeets will not come back when left out the front door! neither do iguanas in a neighborhood full of kitties! goldfish do not do well with people food. when my son was 2 he slept in bed with me so i could close the door and he wouldn't get into anything if he woke up before me. i would wake up in the morning, and he would have all of my undies and bras around his neck, and lipstick all over his face and the walls. hardcover books will eventually split from the hardcover and almost flush. buttons and dimes will go down, and come out, still shiny. darts do stick in human spines. |
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My son would hide his dirty shorts.....around the house. (The smell.....found him out though.) If you have an indoor easter egg hunt...don't let the kids hide them... .... and remember where every single eggs is! 2 months later.....where is that horrible smell coming from???!! 
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I learned that a giant stuffed Easter bunny can be used as a spring board if a child wants to reach the candy badly enough
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laundry baskets make good devices to slide down the stairs, until you get to the third from the bottom.
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