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 These are great lol I never thought this thread would get so many funny responses lol Aren't kids great?
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They are hillarious! My girls have me laughing for hours at a time!!
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They are hillarious! My girls have me laughing for hours at a time!!
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When my son was 3 years old....he asked me this:
"Mommy...BEMEMBER when I was a kid?" (He really did use the word BEMEMBER...not REMEMBER)  |
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Food is for eating, not to be packed in the back of a Tonka Toy Dump Truck.........
 
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When my son was 3 years old....he asked me this: "Mommy...BEMEMBER when I was a kid?" (He really did use the word BEMEMBER...not REMEMBER) I used that word forever when I was younger lol |
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Lets not forget pasghetti....
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Lets not forget pasghetti.... that one's universal as well lol |
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Ok so we've covered: things that stick to stuff, markers on the wall, poop drawings
, toilet flushing... hmmmmmm oh yeah It is possible for a small child to be lifted off the ground when flying their first kite
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Again when my son was 3 years old:
He went into my bedroom where some of my things were folded on the bed....he took one of my Bras and tied it around his face and head like a hat, and while I had a few guests over, he ran into the Living Room and said "Mommy, I found a New Hat...you like it?"  |
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Again when my son was 3 years old: He went into my bedroom where some of my things were folded on the bed....he took one of my Bras and tied it around his face and head like a hat, and while I had a few guests over, he ran into the Living Room and said "Mommy, I found a New Hat...you like it?" what no pictures?
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Again when my son was 3 years old: He went into my bedroom where some of my things were folded on the bed....he took one of my Bras and tied it around his face and head like a hat, and while I had a few guests over, he ran into the Living Room and said "Mommy, I found a New Hat...you like it?" what no pictures? I wanted to crawl under the Sofa...I was so embarassed I got lots of these moments
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Edited by
Imbroglio
on
Thu 03/20/08 01:54 PM
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Again when my son was 3 years old: He went into my bedroom where some of my things were folded on the bed....he took one of my Bras and tied it around his face and head like a hat, and while I had a few guests over, he ran into the Living Room and said "Mommy, I found a New Hat...you like it?" what no pictures? I wanted to crawl under the Sofa...I was so embarassed I got lots of these moments well thats what this thread is for lol <---is waiting for the next installment
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Once my son decided to use a bag of Oranges as "Bowling Balls" and my bottles of perfumes as "Bowling Pins"....
After breaking one or two bottles, I ended up with "Perfumed Oranges"..........
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Once my son decided to use a bag of Oranges as "Bowling Balls" and my bottles of perfumes as "Bowling Pins".... After breaking one or two bottles, I ended up with "Perfumed Oranges".......... atleast he wasn't using grapefruits lol or watermellons |
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When I was "Potty-Training" one of my sons, I bought the little portable seat so he wouldn't fall into the toilet.
He looked at it and said...."Mommy, why do I have to use that to GO to the Bathroom, I'm "ALREADY" standing in the Bathroom"
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I found out that if you write a childrens book for your daughter about magical monsters that come out of muffins when you squish them that all muffins in the future make a really big mess
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I found out that if you write a childrens book for your daughter about magical monsters that come out of muffins when you squish them that all muffins in the future make a really big mess
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When I was "Potty-Training" one of my sons, I bought the little portable seat so he wouldn't fall into the toilet. He looked at it and said...."Mommy, why do I have to use that to GO to the Bathroom, I'm "ALREADY" standing in the Bathroom"
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when yuo and your childs mother (father) think the children are asleep, and your having some fun in the bedroom, you hear all of a sudden the child saying "yes ma'am my daddy is on top of my mommy, and my mommy is screaming".
You run out of the room tying your robe, to find said child on the phone to 911..... |
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