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Sat 10/31/15 11:46 AM
Love this one:

About a maid I'll sing this song sing rickety tickety tin
... who did not have her family long
Not only did she do them wrong.
She did everyone of them in.
Them in. She did every one of them in

One morning in a fit of pique sing rickety tickety tin
... she drowned her father in the creek
The water tasted bad for a week
And we had to make do with gin
With gin. We had to make do with gin

Her mother she could never stand sing rickety tickety tin
... stand and so a cyanide soup she planned
The mother died with a spoon in her hand
And her face in a hideous grin
A grin. Her face in a hideous grin

She set her sisters hair on fire sing rickety tickety tin
... and as the smoke and flame grew higher
Danced around the funeral pyre
Playing a violin
O-lin. Playing a violin

She tied her brother down with stones sing rickety tickety tin
... and sent him off to Davy Jones
All they ever found were the bones
And occassional pieces of skin
Of skin. Occassional pieces of skin

One day she had nothing to do sing rickety tickety tin
... she cut her baby brother in two
Served him up in an Irish stew
And invited the neighbors in
-Bors in. Invited the neighbors in.

When at last the police came by sing rickety tickety tin
... these terrible deeds she did not deny
To do so she would have to lie
And lying she knew was a sin
A sin. Lying she knew was a sin

ADDITIONAL VERSE
[Just one last thing before I go sing rickety tickery tin
... there is something I think you ought to know
They had no proof so they let her go
And they say she was tall and thin
And thin. They say she was tall and thin.]

My tragic
tale I won't prolong sing rickety tickety tin
... and if you did not enjoy this song
You've yourself to blame for letting me go on
You should never have let me begin
Begin. You should never have let me begin!

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Thu 10/29/15 12:57 PM
Edited by CallMeMB on Thu 10/29/15 01:33 PM
No wild party here either.

Which is odd... I LOVE dressing up for Halloween! I've got to plan better for next year happy

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Wed 10/28/15 02:07 PM

I am Spartacus.


In that case...

I am Wonder Woman!

*I can see myself ROCKIN' the cape!

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Wed 10/28/15 01:53 PM
I am the Walrus!

Just sayin' tongue2

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Wed 10/28/15 07:48 AM
Love still exists... In MANY forms!

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Tue 10/27/15 08:09 AM
Well now... You say what YOU want, but say nothing of what you bring to the table.

Screams one-sided relationship to me. Perhaps I'm wrong? You just forgot to mention what you offer a partner?

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Mon 10/26/15 07:00 PM


of course all 3 and you wonder why guys are confused?
come here come here get away get awaywhat


LOL. Like I said it depends on the mood and timing. If you don't know how to set a mood... Can't blame a woman for that tongue2


Hmmmm I dunno about all that....

As a woman, I am perfectly capable of setting the mood... For making love or a mind bending 'quickie'.

Which will I choose? I suppose that all depends on MY mood in the moment. :wink:

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Mon 10/26/15 10:14 AM
The chick in the office next to mine, beating the living @#%$(& out of her keyboard.


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Thu 10/08/15 08:49 AM
Edited by CallMeMB on Thu 10/08/15 08:52 AM
*Woof*

:wink:

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Thu 10/01/15 08:35 PM
That I am long overdue for a road trip to nowhere in particular.

Bring on the weekend!

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Mon 08/03/15 10:23 AM
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/179yearoldman.asp

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Mon 08/03/15 10:20 AM

i'm not getting why people think think 100 degrees is "extreme" weather....


I spent over 30 years in Texas. 93? 100? Pfffffffffffffft! that's not THAT hot!

Oh wait! Yes it is! When you don't have AC!

Most residences in Seattle have no air-conditioning

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Sat 07/25/15 09:32 AM
Safe?

Where's the fun in that?

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Mon 06/29/15 03:29 PM
2010 GT Mustang

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Fri 06/26/15 08:38 AM
Operations Manager

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Sun 06/21/15 07:40 PM


I am counting down to the big FIVE OH.

I can't tell if I am freaked out by this or not. I suppose if I can't tell, then it's really not bothering me happy


The big Five Oh? Are you going to Hawaii?




Ooooh, that might be a nice place to celebrate. :wink:

Though it wouldn't be first on my list.

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Sat 06/20/15 04:05 PM


I am counting down to the big FIVE OH.

I can't tell if I am freaked out by this or not. I suppose if I can't tell, then it's really not bothering me happy

has the countdown ended yet


No, it's a long countdown :smile:

Just a bit less than 3 weeks to go...

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Tue 06/16/15 06:00 PM
First stop...

Scotland

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Tue 06/16/15 03:40 PM


I am counting down to the big FIVE OH.

I can't tell if I am freaked out by this or not. I suppose if I can't tell, then it's really not bothering me happy


I think a lot of women would kill to look like you at 40...never mind 50.


Thank you kind sir!

I will admit, I feel pretty damn good!

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Tue 06/16/15 02:45 PM
I am counting down to the big FIVE OH.

I can't tell if I am freaked out by this or not. I suppose if I can't tell, then it's really not bothering me happy

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