When I was in elementary school I'd fake sick and stay home so I could blast Gun's 'n Roses, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Metallica, etc while I Jumped around the living room in my underwear and pretended the broom was a guitar. I wanted to be Slash.

If it's something I actually care about, yes.

I see people as either real, or any combination of shallow, materialistic, dumb, and fake. It seems like more and more people think money is what makes someone have value, and it really pisses me off. Money's useful and everything, but it has nothing to do with how good of a person you are. I always get a kick out of people who have that "Do you know who I am?" mentality. I just say "Well, you're no one to me, so... go F yourself"

I think their music is still good, but it's not the Metallica I knew and loved when I was a kid. I don't own or listen to anything after the black album. They're still technically a great band, but they're just not my style these days. After they changed, it confirmed to me that I like Testament better. :) ...and if you like Testament, check out Susperia. They're F'n sweet.

I like crazy glue. It's fun to glue quarters on the floor at work and watch customers try and pick them up.

I met someone on here, we hung out last night, and we're going to do it again. Yay!

That reminds me of this guy my mom used to date... Whenever we'd go to the movies, if someone was thinking of sitting in front of us, he'd look at them with really huge eyes and lick his lips to scare them away. It worked. Boy was that shyt funny...

I love Chris Rock.

Yeah, I mean, you could F*** someone up with just about anything. You can actually strangle someone with dental floss if you triple ply it, but no one's gonna take Oral B to court if someone does so...

People are so dumb...

As long as you have no felonies and are sane, you're good to go. I should have gotten mine while I was active duty military, cause they would have pencil-whipped my paperwork.

Does anyone know why tasers and stun guns are illegal in some states? It's kind of dumb. If you can own a firearm, why wouldn't you be able to own a stun gun? It doesn't make sense. I really want the Streetwise 1,000,000 volt Small Fry (fits in a pack of smokes, hence the name), but stun guns and tasers are illegal in Michigan. ...And we wonder why Detroit is the most dangerous city in the country. Hmm... Probably because no one can arm themselves against any would-be attackers? Shyt... even our pepper spray and mace has to be dilluted....

Why would it matter if it's phone sex? You can't see the person.

Well thank you. I've always been good with words, so if any of you ever want me to write a speech for you, I'll be more than happy.

It's kinda funny, some people gave me crap when I told them I was gonna drink after my paper route, cause it's technically the morning. However, for me it is 9pm. What about shift workers such as police, firefighters, paramedics, nurses, etc, who work nights? Are they never to have a beer when they get home in the morning, just because it's early in the day? I think not. If I went to the bar at 10pm like most, well, for me that's early, and if I drank that soon after I woke up I'd have a problem.

I just cracked open my first beer since October (damn paper route). It's everything I thought it would be. Molson Golden. Mmmm...

I'm voting for Obama

It's because the Clintons are part of the Illuminati blood line (the Bush's too). Evil, evil people.

I like piano. It can really add an awesome element to heavy music, when used properly. I'd like to pick up a keyboard one of these days so I can add piano and choir to some of my slower songs.

Only boring people get bored.

......interesting... people still do that?