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Mon 07/20/09 01:25 AM

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Sun 07/19/09 01:36 PM
Could be worse, she could of just laughed at you when ya told her. drinker

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Sat 07/18/09 07:07 PM

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Sat 07/18/09 07:00 PM
3-year-old girl who fell in and appeared to be in distress, IN A RIVER? News people are so retarded.

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Sat 07/18/09 06:07 PM

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MaryAnn's a slut, that's why I like her.
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Brad Pitt could be my biiitch!
Dog, cats are vile.
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Sat 07/18/09 05:51 PM


What in the Bloody Hell is going on? I just spent my quid on shagging an off colour barmy slow coach



rofl rofl


Holy crap. rofl rofl :cry: :cry: rofl rofl

I haven't laughed this much since my ex wife caught her tit in a revolving door in a hotel we were staying in. rofl rofl tears tears rofl rofl


What a barmpot! Oh I miss the days of drinking with my Irish buddy now.

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Sat 07/18/09 05:34 PM
Edited by Gumbyvs on Sat 07/18/09 05:37 PM
Some say it may be derived from the phrase "by Our Lady", a sacrilegious invocation of the Virgin Mary. The abbreviated form "By'r Lady" is common in Shakespeare's plays around the turn of the 17th century, and interestingly Jonathan Swift about 100 years later writes both "it grows by'r Lady cold" and "it was bloody hot walking to-day" [1] suggesting that a transition from one to the other could have been under way. Others regard this explanation as dubious. Eric Partridge, in Words, Words, Words (Methuen, 1933), describes this as "phonetically implausible". Geoffrey Hughes in Swearing: A social history of foul language, oaths and profanity in English (Blackwell, 1991), points out that "by my lady" is not an adjective whereas "bloody" is, and suggests that the slang use of the term started with "bloody drunk" meaning "fired up and ready for a fight".

It has been said, however, that the offensive use of the word first came up during the Wars of the Roses when Royalty and nobility that is all those "of the blood" (meaning blue-blooded descendants of Charlemagne) wrought death and the most bloody destruction on England. Elizabeth I is also supposed to have used it when referring to her elder sister, Mary, due to her persecution of Protestants. Another thought is that it simply comes from a reference to blood, a view that Eric Partridge prefers. However, this overlooks the considerable strength of social and religious pressure in past centuries to avoid profanity. This resulted in the appearance or slang appropriation of words that in some cases appear to bear little relation to their source: "Crikey" for "Christ"; "Gee" for "Jesus"; "Heck" for "Hell"; "Gosh" for "God"; "dash", "dang" or "darn" for "damn" (though it bears noting that "darn" is a legitimate verb in its own right, and did not originate as a minced oath, despite the fact that its original meaning is now somewhat obscure and that it is most often heard as a slang euphemism for "damn" with the same apparent meaning of "to curse" as an antonym to the verb "salve"). These, too, might be considered implausible etymologies if looked at only from the point of view of phonetics. Given the context in which it is used, as well as the evidence of Swift's writing, the possibility that "bloody" is also a minced oath (or more precisely, a slang usage of an otherwise legitimate word masquerading as a minced oath, like "darn") cannot be lightly dismissed. The suggestion that it originated as a reference to Jesus "bleeding" on the cross is compelling for its shock value, callousness and sacrilegious intent, just as the Irish, and those of the diaspora, will exclaim "suffering Jesus" in response to something shocking.




There ya go, everything you wanted to and prolly didn't want to know about the term bloody. Brought to you by those cheeky bastards a wiki.

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Sat 07/18/09 05:32 PM
Technically, if you were on your period, wouldn't it be a Bloody bloody period, by God?

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Sat 07/18/09 05:28 PM






Bloody wanker is just a thing I can't say or hear without chuckling a bit.


And i say it without batting an eyelid! Thats just a normal phrase.


Well duh ya barmy muppet! I don't get to say it or hear it enough for it to be old hat for me. Makes me sad.


Let me help....

YOU BLOODY WANKER!!


Don't call me a blood wanker you numpty tart! drinker



Just trying to make it old hat for ya!


Ya eejit!!


I know, but its not the same without the accent. Text doesn't do it for me.

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Sat 07/18/09 05:23 PM

laugh I have a fanny pack. Wear it when I don't want to take a purse. Never will think of it in quite the same way Now! ha


Ok, you I so don't wanna marry you now, if you run around with a fanny pack. Eeek

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Sat 07/18/09 05:22 PM




Bloody wanker is just a thing I can't say or hear without chuckling a bit.


And i say it without batting an eyelid! Thats just a normal phrase.


Well duh ya barmy muppet! I don't get to say it or hear it enough for it to be old hat for me. Makes me sad.


Let me help....

YOU BLOODY WANKER!!


Don't call me a blood wanker you numpty tart! drinker

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Sat 07/18/09 05:20 PM


Bloody wanker is just a thing I can't say or hear without chuckling a bit.


And i say it without batting an eyelid! Thats just a normal phrase.


Well duh ya barmy muppet! I don't get to say it or hear it enough for it to be old hat for me. Makes me sad.

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Sat 07/18/09 05:16 PM
Yea the whole fag thing is passe, but projectile sharting for distance is still competitive.

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Sat 07/18/09 05:14 PM


My Favorite English word is "Shart". I learned it from Dan.


whuts shart mean???


Sheeeit + fart = shart. You might need to wash your drawers afterwards though.

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Sat 07/18/09 05:13 PM
Edited by Gumbyvs on Sat 07/18/09 05:15 PM
Bloody wanker is just a thing I can't say or hear without chuckling a bit.

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Sat 07/18/09 05:05 PM
And yes, everything I've looked up from Gigaware does have a 1 year parts and labor warranty. Though I still haven't found a main site for em yet. Hmmm

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Sat 07/18/09 04:47 PM
Edited by Gumbyvs on Sat 07/18/09 04:48 PM
Who cares if he/she smiles, as long as you are attracted to em and they don't wanna kill you, dismember you, and/or eat you, what's it matter if they're smiling?

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Sat 07/18/09 04:44 PM
And to answer your question, I haven't heard of Sabrent, so I couldn't tell you anything about em.

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Sat 07/18/09 04:42 PM
I have a few Vantec enclosures, and they work well. And the laptop ones, SATA or IDE usually run 15-20 bucks.

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Fri 07/17/09 09:39 PM

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