Let me put it this way....they love it huge

It depends on the couple,ever seen them little tiny carrot? It wouldn't look bad on wabbit rite?But but imagine a full grown kangaroo with that SAME little carrot,you can't deny that it's definitely a laughing matter lol!!

Yeah.... I hear there is a correlation of that to that!

Oh not only engineers....

1. independent contractor
2. contractore
3. vet doctor instead of writing veterenarian
4. business man
5. site inspector
6. self employed

yes, engineers and military is common
widow with a child is common
when they write, wrong grammar and spelling is common
they send flowers in special limousine delivery
they pretend to be rich and smart
they pretend they travel a lot

I have MDD+GAD, I don't experience sadness really, just high and low depression cycles. That mixed with constant high anxiety and a lot of insomnia. Right now its really fun because the medication they have me on hasn't been working and they just keep increasing the dosage rather than finding something that works, which nothing has so far. Honestly I need a narcotic based medication, but can't have any due to issues with addiction, so that makes it more difficult to treat.

I almost wish they would just give me ETS sessions. Although they insomnia does seem to get my creative juices flowing. lol

You said I book full right there,it's always good to stay positive ,when I have those days,I try to think of how fortunate I am when I look at how bad alot of other people have it!

i still say go to hogwarts and buy a potion... easier and faster

My eyes are bleeding!

All that I know is that mine is...I guess when you actually meet someone you can know for sure...

i left out that i tame lions as a side job, when i'm not traveling the world to save children...but that's part time as well, my real job is an astronaut... my wife died saving kids from a lion...

It could only be 1 of 2 places? Take your pick?

Never mind the heels? I'd be more surprised if the pole disappeared?

Don't fall for it ladies: it appears that pics of men in military uniforms are very easy for the scammers to get, so that's what they post profiles under. Tell them you want a selfie of them holding a piece of paper with today's date on it: you'll find out pretty quick...also check their grammar from their typing: you can almost hear the foreign accent through the screen: lots of "am so & so by name" & "will really like to" that's not how someone who speaks English as a 1st language writes OR talks.

What's in it for ME?...lol

i wanna cause an uproar about this one and nipp it in the bud

Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked!

Three couples go for a round of golf.


The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.


'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any Skivvies?', Ole demanded.

Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.


The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50.
go and buy yourself some underwear.'




Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she,
too, is wearing no undies.

'Sweet Mudder of Jaysus, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says,


'For the sake of decency, here's a 20, go and buy yourself some underwear!'




Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over, the wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too, is naked under it.

'Fur Christ’s sake, Moraig! where the friggin hell are yer drawers ?'

She too explains, 'You dinnae give me enough money tae be able tae afford any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says......


'Well, Fur the love 'o decency, here's a comb..........


tidy yersel up a bit !!!!''

i think the nagging would be more on a curve scale, so it would be more like 9-12x the nagging... they get mad at each other and take it out on you...