I am one of the originals baby. Here since the oh so missed JHS.

Both of my names are pretty common. First being Melissa. But i get it spelled, Mellisa, Mellissa, Even Mallissa and Mallisa.

My last name has a soft 'C' in is and does get changed to an 'S' more often then not.

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in New York and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?




































He heard the snow blower was coming.

S.A.D.I.D.A

Sex All Day In Dad`s Apartment

I'm sceptic I don think it's REALLY all day long....

I just got out of a relationship 4 days ago and am not handling it very well. kinda going out of my mind actually. First person I have ever truly loved. So I am creating this board in hopes to just distract me.

So who has funny stories, pics anything? Come i know you do. I really need to stop crying my eyes are raw!

I did find this picture that kinda made smirk.

well I know what I am getting you for Christmas! LOL.

LOL thanks guy. I would NEVER dream of shaving Magnum. I am not sure he would like that very much. lol.

LOL now that's a thought.

i had it looked at, but the vet said he may never fly again if he removed it......

Thanks for the replies guys. I guess there really is nothing to do except the roller. just thought there might be a special detergent or something.

And i keep one in every room in the house. But should that fur not come off in the wash? O_o there HAS to be a way....lol.

I have had Magnum now for a few months, one thing I never put into consideration when I got him was all the fur. Getting rid of it around the home is not that bad. I have a good vacuum. But when it comes to laundry, the fur seems to still be on it even after washing. Anybody have any tips how to stop this?

My baby.

Life is what you make of it.

I agree. It is bull crap. Because even when you think you have found it, it just turns around and bites you in the butt. Trust me I just found that out the hard way. Like you said love is bull crap.

I have this shirt that I have had since I was a teen, it is like 3 sizes too big, and there are small holes in it. on the front is a pot leaf under that it says "I'd hit that" and just under that is a giant joint. I am actually wearing it now lol.

Tim Horton's all the way baby!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.