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Wed 09/04/13 04:06 PM

My Cell??:laughing:


If its the size of a common house brick it might be helpfull...if not, best to call that ambulance now laugh laugh

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Wed 09/04/13 03:56 PM
Edited by BrianLovesGuitar on Wed 09/04/13 03:56 PM
<-----BUM BLEACHING VIRIGN


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Wed 09/04/13 03:52 PM







Erm can we just get off the butt and move to other areas


Agreed, im going to have nightmares tonight about staring at gooch on a strip of wax tears


AWE!! Guys you've scarred Brian for lifelaugh


Bleach is for bathrooms, not bumholes oops rofl



I guess some don't see it that way bleh!


I wont look at a bottle of bleach in the same way again now.....

.... i mean what are they thinking - 'oh my badge is a little dirty, best get my bleach out'.......let it go Bri....let it go

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Lmao! You poor thing....here is a definition for you
Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the color of the skin around the anus. It is done for cosmetic purposes, to make the color of the anus more uniform with the surrounding area. Some treatments are applied in an office or salon by a cosmetic technician and others are sold as cream that can be applied domestically.



But why? laugh laugh

This must be popular with porn stars. Terrible I dont know this when my ex was a beauty therapist.

Thank god for a strong set of buttcheeks!

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Wed 09/04/13 03:44 PM





Erm can we just get off the butt and move to other areas


Agreed, im going to have nightmares tonight about staring at gooch on a strip of wax tears


AWE!! Guys you've scarred Brian for lifelaugh


Bleach is for bathrooms, not bumholes oops rofl



I guess some don't see it that way bleh!


I wont look at a bottle of bleach in the same way again now.....

.... i mean what are they thinking - 'oh my badge is a little dirty, best get my bleach out'.......let it go Bri....let it go

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Wed 09/04/13 03:39 PM
laugh laugh @ 25 - gotta love a straight shooter! haha

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Wed 09/04/13 03:37 PM
Throw in a cod liver oil tablet and run for the hills!

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Wed 09/04/13 03:36 PM



Erm can we just get off the butt and move to other areas


Agreed, im going to have nightmares tonight about staring at gooch on a strip of wax tears


AWE!! Guys you've scarred Brian for lifelaugh


Bleach is for bathrooms, not bumholes oops rofl

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Wed 09/04/13 03:28 PM
ahh i dunno man....you and KinBarrie could work this together, steak and hot sauce.... we almost have a weapon here haha

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Wed 09/04/13 03:27 PM

A rocket launcher with unlimited ammo, which isn't very
realistic, but hey.

That, and a car full of steak.


rofl explode explode

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Wed 09/04/13 03:23 PM
Edited by BrianLovesGuitar on Wed 09/04/13 03:25 PM

Erm can we just get off the butt and move to other areas


Agreed, im going to have nightmares tonight about staring at gooch on a strip of wax tears

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Wed 09/04/13 03:17 PM
BTW mines is a pack of cod liver oil tablets....

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Wed 09/04/13 03:17 PM
The object to your immediate right is your only weapon in the zombie apocalypse.

Whatcha got?

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Wed 09/04/13 03:11 PM
Cant Veet just be used instead?

Or at least a giant vat of sour cream to sit in after the 'procedure'

scared

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Wed 09/04/13 03:05 PM
having some nasty images right now ill

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Wed 09/04/13 02:58 PM
Edited by BrianLovesGuitar on Wed 09/04/13 02:59 PM


You know...some people wax there butthole. noway laugh


And they bleach it too noway


Ouch. That would result in a stingy ring! haha rant

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Wed 09/04/13 02:54 PM
Gotta keep it all trim n tidy man laugh

Dont mind a runway on a lady, but im not hacking through the rainforest first laugh laugh laugh

As for German women, ive heard some nasty stories.........can someone tell me they aint true lol

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Wed 09/04/13 02:34 PM

is any one a graduate in physics here? haven't read all the posts but I doubt it.


Defo not me!!

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Wed 09/04/13 09:52 AM

An old friend called.
Said he was having suicidal urges.
That's not like him.
He explains his head swims, his heart races and gets the urge to die.

I am at a loss for advice for him.

Any suggestions?


Yeah, serratonin in his brain is dangerously low and it is seeming to him like life is hopeless. He needs to visit his doctor.

If its any help, my experience with suicidal people has always been that the ones who tell people they are suicidal are the ones crying out for help. The people that actually do it usualy give no hint of what they are about to do.

Still cant take any risks though

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Wed 09/04/13 07:16 AM
and my mothers side is Franco Scots and my fathers is apparently 'black Irish' - which i recently found out are people from Ireland of Spanish origin lol

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Wed 09/04/13 07:14 AM



The Scottish, Irish, Welsh and even the Cornish English all share the Celtic connection.


I think that's to do with the fact that we're four sub-continents joining at the sea. I was born to an irish-italian mother, and a scottish-english father, so it's safe to say I'm definitely made of celtic blood :) Cornish-English, may only really apply to Cornwall and their farms I'm guessing, otherwise we just refer to them as english.

Geez. Have you heard me giving an education about the UK? Well I am. Well.I.Am. lol

Would love to actually be able to play a full set of guitar tunes one day, but when you have dyslexia, trying to memorize the music notes can be really awkward, so they go out of my mind as quickly as they came, so I colour-code my music notes, to make it easier.


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I was on holiday near Boscastle one year and made a remark to a guy in the art shop there about how i like the small quaint villages that 'you English guys have south of the border' - he wasnt too pleased and told me he was Cornish....it was at this point I started noticing all the 'Kernow' black flags with the white cross.


noway oops, my mistake! Still im guessing he wasnt speaking for everyone in the west country lol

I not sure how guitar would work with dyslexia. Can you not just picture the chord shapes instead of trying to memorize them from a book? Or is it difficult that way too?

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