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Topic: Have you ever used this?
freeonthree's photo
Thu 07/01/10 11:27 PM

That's the best line ever.laugh


You look better without the mustash bigsmile

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Thu 07/01/10 11:29 PM
(HIM)Excuse me but I believe your wondering if i'm single or taken huh?

(HER)noway HUH??? NO, I don't care one way or the other?

(HIM)bigsmile "WOW",,,YOU REALLY WANT ME THEN DON"T YOU?glasses


Is it just me? Or have YOU ever wondered what WE would look like in bed together??blushing bigsmile

laugh laugh laugh laugh

NO,,,I have never used these,,,laugh





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Thu 07/01/10 11:34 PM


That's the best line ever.laugh


You look better without the mustash bigsmile


I think so too.happy

but I think Everyone looks better with a moustache.

Rondoobie's photo
Fri 07/02/10 01:16 AM

It should have been ragtime gal and included a dancing frog....smokin




I did heard that frog in my head as I read it! LOL!

Jtevans's photo
Fri 07/02/10 01:24 AM


Women have guys ever used this line to ask you on a date?

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl, send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on fire, if you refuse me honey you lose me then youll be left alone so baby come on and tell me I'm your own.

I'm good.


it's "RAGTIME GAL" smokin



who the heck would want a woman that is ragging?noway shocked scared

DACRAZEDCAMARO's photo
Fri 07/02/10 06:28 AM

If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.


I'm gonna try this one tonight.. :wink:

Try this one - I heard you was like a computer, you always need a Hard Drive..

HeyBeautiful88's photo
Fri 07/02/10 06:34 AM

This isn't a good one either:

"

If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.

"

How about this one:

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"


*Laughing*
OMG - I Love It!

Fade2Black's photo
Fri 07/02/10 06:38 AM

This isn't a good one either:

"

If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.

"

How about this one:

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"



:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

TexasScoundrel's photo
Fri 07/02/10 10:59 AM
You know what? I send women all kinds of crazy stuff. I feel it shows my sense of humor and having that match is important in a relationship.

However, quoting songs isn't something I'd do.

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/02/10 12:38 PM
"Would you mind holding my drink while i go for a dump?"

Never fails.

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Fri 07/02/10 12:45 PM
"Let's play house....you be the screen door, and I'll bang you all night long."

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Fri 07/02/10 12:50 PM
Edited by Mikey117 on Fri 07/02/10 12:50 PM
God my bad I thought this was about condoms and how ee make them think they are minty flavored!! As in a midnight snack!!!noway bigsmile :banana: Like in a condommint!!

crossroad123's photo
Fri 07/02/10 01:11 PM
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

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Fri 07/02/10 06:49 PM

Women have guys ever used this line to ask you on a date?

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl, send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on fire, if you refuse me honey you lose me then youll be left alone so baby come on and tell me I'm your own.

I'm good.



Only if he sang it and did a soft shoe dance and then handed me a rose. Any color of rose would do. I'm not particular. smokin

Sagar240's photo
Mon 07/05/10 11:36 PM
No i don't got any date by this site, please help me..

JustaSimpleMan56's photo
Tue 07/06/10 02:14 AM
( Him ) Have you ever heard of the sixty second intercourse?

( Her ) No
( Him ) You got a minute?

EquusDancer's photo
Tue 07/06/10 07:20 AM

This isn't a good one either:

"

If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.

"

How about this one:

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"


That's great! Lmao!

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