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| Topic: Which type of woman do you like? | |
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1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER.
2. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her. 3. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only your basic needs. 4. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colorful, and lots of fun. 5. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running. 6. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her. 7. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful. 8. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster. 9. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense. 10. VIRUS Woman: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing. |
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1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. 2. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her. 3. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only your basic needs. 4. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colorful, and lots of fun. 5. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running. 6. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her. 7. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful. . CD-Rn: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster. 9. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense. 10. VIRUS Woman: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing. This is too cute! I would say out of all of these technical women, I would like the "Mulimedia" the best. It would be nice if she existed. Thanks! :-) |
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 excellent. iam a multimedia woman.  |
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He He. That is too funny. I am a Hard Disk woman.
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He He. That is too funny. I am a Hard Disk woman. same but I like to think I have a gentle memory |
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Sassy with some balls and intelligence.
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if i have to choose from the options id say number 4 :-)
long as she cant live without me the same feeling both ways . unless its just a friend with benifits deal then have fun the gtfo lol.but have fun during the visit.:-) 
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Hard Disk! :D
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Hard Disk! :D hey if it ain't the biscuit man! where have u been? 
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I can't get my computer started.
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I think you may have made a mistake....
I didn't see Ho's on that list. |
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1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. 10. VIRUS Woman: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing. |
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I guess I'm number 4. Followed closely by number 9. 
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I guess I'm number 4. Followed closely by number 9.
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1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. 2. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her. 3. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only your basic needs. 4. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colorful, and lots of fun. 5. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running. 6. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her. 7. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful. 8. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster. 9. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense. 10. VIRUS Woman: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing. Can't I just opt for "reboot"?
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I think you may have made a mistake.... I didn't see Ho's on that list. I swear, the way your mind works krupa.
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Hard Disk! :D hey if it ain't the biscuit man! where have u been? Hey! ^_^ I've been quiet busy with my new job. Good to see you too, how are you? :) |
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#4
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I find that degrading and decline to state.
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It's kind of funny...I read each one, and could immediately think of a different girlfriend for each...
and which one best fits me..? 11...I think I have been each of these in my lifetime...well..the wife one and taking all of the resources is a bit of a misnomer... |
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