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Topic: What CAN'T you do?
krupa's photo
Sun 04/15/12 02:46 PM
I know that this is the internet and everyone here is pure and wholesome and fart rose petals.....I don't care.

What is it that you WON'T do?

I will go first....

I won't go into the ocean.

I won't try wiring electricity.

I won't pretend that I will even give oysters a shot.

I won't go to church except to eye hump every female in the building.

Okay kids...hit me with what ya got....(I am expecting at least a half dozen responses about how ya'll won't put up with cheaters or liars)


newarkjw's photo
Sun 04/15/12 02:52 PM
I won't ever bet on the third horse in the third race.......smokin

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Sun 04/15/12 02:53 PM
I will not change my morals to fit someone else's needs
I will not allow ANYONE to walk all over me
I will not get over my fear of heights
I will not drive on the interstate
I will not let anyone get by with ever hurting my kids or grandkids


That's a start....lol:thumbsup: waving

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Sun 04/15/12 02:54 PM
I won't dance the macarena.

I won't play with duplo blocks

I won't watch the new Thundercats cartoon.

I won't go bungee jumping

I won't get a sex change

I won't eat pretzel m&ms

I won't organize farm animals into a convoluted plan to conquer Spain (again)

I won't do the Mr. T "I pity the fool" reference anymore.

I won't do karaoke.

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Sun 04/15/12 02:58 PM
I won't ever try to cook anything again. Too many fires and nuclear incidents....which is why....

I won't ever write a cookbook.

I won't jump out of a plane.

I won't spend four months in a wispy little tent in Antarctica.

I won't eat broccoli. Might be the only thing former President Bush and I agree on.

I won't drink.

I won't work on cars.

I won't post a picture of myself holding up a fish....







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Sun 04/15/12 03:00 PM

I will not change my morals to fit someone else's needs
I will not allow ANYONE to walk all over me
I will not get over my fear of heights
I will not drive on the interstate
I will not let anyone get by with ever hurting my kids or grandkids


That's a start....lol:thumbsup: waving



Sooooo......I'm guessin the skydivin date aint an ....option????
laugh :wink: laugh

krupa's photo
Sun 04/15/12 03:03 PM
Excellent! None of you have ruled out "streaking" so I think this thread can fly baby.

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 04/15/12 03:04 PM
Can't - draw stick figures (I'm a terrible artist)

Won't - dance naked in a tornado

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Sun 04/15/12 03:05 PM
I would do anything for love....

But.......

I won't do.....

That!!!!!!!

krupa's photo
Sun 04/15/12 03:05 PM

I will not change my morals to fit someone else's needs
I will not allow ANYONE to walk all over me
I will not get over my fear of heights
I will not drive on the interstate
I will not let anyone get by with ever hurting my kids or grandkids


That's a start....lol:thumbsup: waving


Uhhh Kim...no interstate? Really? How the hell do you travel? (I am gonna be sooo jealous if you got a teleporter when I am having to ghetto it in my convertible.)

krupa's photo
Sun 04/15/12 03:08 PM

I would do anything for love....

But.......

I won't do.....

That!!!!!!!


That is why they love me bro....cause "I would do that"...and I probably will do it again after a couple more dirty martinis.

Sure I regret it the next day....but, I digress.

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Sun 04/15/12 03:10 PM
i will not eat animals.
i will not get married.
i will not have kids.


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Sun 04/15/12 03:14 PM
Edited by Unknow on Sun 04/15/12 03:15 PM
I Cant~~
Hold on to teenie tiny objects because of carpel tunnel
Stand prejiduce of any kind
Seem to win the lottery
Play poker
Eat any kind of seafood
Stand to see children or animals mistreated
Walk on a tightrope
Twist jars or cans open (see top) lol
Skateboard as well as my son
Stand the show Family Guy





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Sun 04/15/12 03:17 PM
I can't....pick my nose with my big toe....
I can't....play the banjo....I'm not from that far south....
I can't....tolerate .......stupidity......
I can't....understand .....racisim........
I can't....eat .....Lima beans!!!!!!
I can't....drive........55!!!!!

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Sun 04/15/12 03:25 PM

I can't....pick my nose with my big toe....
I can't....play the banjo....I'm not from that far south....
I can't....tolerate .......stupidity......
I can't....understand .....racisim........
I can't....eat .....Lima beans!!!!!!
I can't....drive........55!!!!!


I can't....pick my nose with my big toe....


Ewwwweee! laugh laugh laugh

delilady's photo
Sun 04/15/12 03:28 PM
I won't sing in front of anyone but my family and they wish I wouldn't do it in front of them either

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Sun 04/15/12 03:28 PM
Edited by 42BlackBBW on Sun 04/15/12 03:29 PM
Although I’m a never say never... in the here and now I will say
That I won’t do a bungee jump
I won’t throw myself out of an aircraft for a parachute jump
I won’t eat meat
I won’t lose my fear of the giant mutant spiders that raid my house every year
I won’t give birth to another child
I won’t stay in the UK for the rest of my life
I won't ever watch a horror film all the way through with my eyes open

joy4gud's photo
Sun 04/15/12 03:32 PM
I won't stop pursuing after marriage.
I won't stop loving children.


Cheer_up's photo
Sun 04/15/12 03:37 PM
i won't lie down in the middle of the highway with cars coming......... i won't stick a knife in toaster when its on lolll....i won't try to treat anyone thats a good person bad ...........i won't put up with crap to long lolll......i won't go to the moon well not right now lolll.........i won't try slapping a live jelly fish again lollll ..theres tons more but all the 1s you won't do krupa
I won't go into the ocean.

I won't try wiring electricity.

I won't pretend that I will even give oysters a shot.

I won't go to church ........i done them all and would again lolllllllll why you won't go in ocean? bro? its awesome oysters are awesome bro and not much to wiring bro positive negative and ground easy to learn and whats wrong hearing about the bible its awesome sometimes :) :banana: biggrin :thumbsup:

tara48's photo
Sun 04/15/12 03:50 PM
I will not...Bungee jump,eat Lima beans, lie on purpose, let a child or animal be is distress. Cool topic K, :)

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