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Topic: Aliens, what would you ask
thatonepoet's photo
Thu 02/28/13 12:35 AM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them?

metalwing's photo
Thu 02/28/13 01:24 AM
Can I come visit?

smart2009's photo
Thu 02/28/13 01:35 AM
Are you friend or foe?

Winlei's photo
Thu 02/28/13 01:41 AM
Are you real?

Conrad_73's photo
Thu 02/28/13 01:46 AM
Edited by Conrad_73 on Thu 02/28/13 01:49 AM
do you own a Cookbook?pitchfork

no reason to assume they would be friendly!
Case in point,The European Colonial Powers!

smart2009's photo
Thu 02/28/13 02:06 AM
If you're looking for trouble
You came to the right place...pitchfork

thatonepoet's photo
Thu 02/28/13 02:33 AM
When it comes to relgion and science, what kind of questions would you have? I'd wanna known about they thought about how we conduct ourselves has humans and how we treat our planet. I should've put that in my intial post.

TexasScoundrel's photo
Fri 03/01/13 07:17 PM
My first question would be; "If you're from an advanced alien race, why in the universe do you want to talk to humans?"

HotRodDeluxe's photo
Mon 03/04/13 11:37 PM
'What's a nice alien like you doing in a dump like this?'

Or

'Mind if look under the hood?'

metalwing's photo
Tue 03/05/13 05:26 PM
Where are the hot alien women?

no photo
Tue 03/05/13 05:39 PM
"What the f*** do you want?"

Chatimer's photo
Tue 03/05/13 06:35 PM
do you have a visa ?

1Cynderella's photo
Tue 03/05/13 07:10 PM
Based on almost every alien movie I’ve seen, standard operating procedure would be to demand to be taken to their leader. No?

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 03/05/13 07:43 PM

Since you humans are asking questions . . .

Can I come visit?

Answer: My home world blew up. Sorry.

Are you friend or foe?

Answer: Which answer will get me a meal?

Are you real?

Answer: For you, Cutie, I can be. bigsmile

Do you own a Cookbook?

Answer: Of course I do.


If you're from an advanced alien race, why in the universe do you want to talk to humans?

Answer: What choice do I have? My cell phone service doesn't permit me to make interplanetary calls.

What's a nice alien like you doing in a dump like this?

Answer: I keep asking myself the same thing.

Mind if look under the hood?

Answer: Go ahead. While you are at it, see if you can repair the engine.

Where are the hot alien women?

Answer: The last that I saw them, they were landing on planet Venus, where the surface temperature is 462 °C/ 863 °F. I kept telling them that they needed to land on Earth instead of Venus, but being women, they just had to do the opposite of what I told them to do.

What the f*** do you want?

Answer: Lunch.

Do you have a visa?

Answer: No. I have American Express.









Winlei's photo
Tue 03/05/13 08:58 PM
Can you do the dance craze gangnam style?

no photo
Tue 03/05/13 11:18 PM
Well.. considering the lame economy moment, in particular here in Italy l'd say......arms up, it's a robbery

no photo
Wed 03/06/13 06:39 AM
Do you pee out of that too?

Conrad_73's photo
Wed 03/06/13 07:12 AM

do you have a visa ?


We Don't Need No Stinkin' Visa!!!!!laugh

ShiningArmour's photo
Wed 03/06/13 10:46 AM
To quote Shwartenhagar (The Famous actor)

"Who is your dady and what does he do?"

oldhippie1952's photo
Wed 03/06/13 12:03 PM
Pull my finger?

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