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Topic: Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 07/05/16 07:16 AM
"Goesintight!" What one sez to a virgin who has just sneezed... What happens if you are the one that sneezed??????? The ironic thing is that this 'blessing' works for either gender... [/quote Never experiencing it, I will take your word for it

eldarbeast Joined Tue 04/19/16 Posts: 155	Thu 07/07/16 07:55 AM
Woo Hoo! A hit! A palpable hit! Actually, me neither. Just an observation. eldar

acoffee Joined Sun 06/12/16 Posts: 2	Sat 07/09/16 07:36 PM
Yes I would love some instructions cheers Peter

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Sat 07/09/16 09:29 PM
Yes I would love some instructions cheers Peter Put that down on your future wish list

ChrisFrmNB Joined Wed 07/06/16 Posts: 27	Sun 07/10/16 01:55 AM
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

ChrisFrmNB Joined Wed 07/06/16 Posts: 27	Sun 07/10/16 01:59 AM
What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Sun 07/10/16 07:25 AM
What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. Two old but goodies, THANKS.

CollegeGurl2 Joined Wed 01/06/16 Posts: 2	Tue 07/12/16 04:04 PM
Thats A LOAD :) Thank you :)

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 07/12/16 05:59 PM
Thats A LOAD :) Thank you :) You are welcome...

yetanotherusername1 Joined Mon 06/13/16 Posts: 681	Wed 07/13/16 05:47 AM
2 hats were on a hat rack, one says, you stay here, I'll go on ahead

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Wed 07/13/16 07:08 AM
2 hats were on a hat rack, one says, you stay here, I'll go on ahead Have'nt heard that one in years.

Messagemike82 Joined Thu 05/14/15 Posts: 1	Wed 07/13/16 03:00 PM
Bill Gates visited an Apple Store and farted, the smell was so bad they had to evacuate the building. Later that day in a press release he declared it was Apple's fault for not having Windows.

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Wed 07/13/16 08:40 PM
Bill Gates visited an Apple Store and farted, the smell was so bad they had to evacuate the building. Later that day in a press release he declared it was Apple's fault for not having Windows. That is a new one.

yetanotherusername1 Joined Mon 06/13/16 Posts: 681	Fri 07/15/16 04:39 PM
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Fri 07/15/16 05:01 PM
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me

pokey454 Joined Sun 07/17/16 Posts: 1	Wed 07/20/16 10:55 PM
Man goes to the dr The doctor says I have good news and bad news the good news is you have 24 hours to live the bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday

gdevil1965 Joined Wed 02/18/15 Posts: 2	Thu 07/21/16 05:56 AM
Wot did spock find wen he went to the toilet ??? The Captains Log

gdevil1965 Joined Wed 02/18/15 Posts: 2	Thu 07/21/16 06:01 AM
Man goes to Doc with a strawberry stuck in his arse.!!! Doc sais no worrys i got some cream for that

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Thu 07/21/16 01:35 PM
Man goes to the dr The doctor says I have good news and bad news the good news is you have 24 hours to live the bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday Good one

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Fri 07/22/16 06:47 AM Edited by wolfman3838 on Fri 07/22/16 06:48 AM

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