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Sign in a shopping mall: Ears Pierced While You Wait.... How else are they going to do it?
 
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Well .. How ???
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Avoid a hangover. Stay drunk... Both great one liners. 
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Sign in a shopping mall: Ears Pierced While You Wait.... How else are they going to do it? Leave them and pick them up later?????? |
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Well .. How ??? Great...one of the best 
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Why do they lock the bathrooms at a Gas Station?
Are they afraid someone is going to break in and clean em??? |
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Why do they lock the bathrooms at a Gas Station? Are they afraid someone is going to break in and clean em??? Truer words were never spoken
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Edited by
kriszo101
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Sun 04/24/16 03:00 PM
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 When you can't identify whether it's real or filled with silicon chips |
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 Mummy! Mummy!! A boy with a crazy hair is in the house!!! |
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When I found out magnesium and oxygen were dateing I was like...O MG
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When I found out magnesium and oxygen were dateing I was like...O MG Mix them together and you have .........
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Where do generals hide their armies? In their sleevies :) Under the children |
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Where do generals hide their armies? In their sleevies :) Under the children In some countries this does happen. 
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When the chips are on the ground, the water buffalo is empty.
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When chemists die, they barium...
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When the chips are on the ground, the water buffalo is empty. Welcome to the posts
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When a dog wants to die; it does not hear the voice of it's owner
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