Topic: Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
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Fri 06/24/16 04:25 PM





Harvey is great

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Fri 06/24/16 06:53 PM
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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Fri 06/24/16 07:48 PM

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.



sounds good if anyone believes it

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Fri 06/24/16 09:34 PM
One line jokes...yea


Look in the mirror.......rofl Well....that was terrible.grumble but it was one linelaugh

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Sat 06/25/16 06:38 AM

One line jokes...yea


Look in the mirror.......rofl Well....that was terrible.grumble but it was one linelaugh



mirror works pitchfork But only for some. waving

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Sat 06/25/16 06:48 AM
I buy croutons in a stay fresh pouch . :wink:

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Sat 06/25/16 07:23 AM

I buy croutons in a stay fresh pouch . :wink:



I would like some of those :smile:

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Sat 06/25/16 07:55 AM
Sure I'll share !

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Sat 06/25/16 08:57 AM

Sure I'll share !


On second thought....I think I will pass, thanks for the offer :smile:

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Sat 06/25/16 09:09 AM
biggrin

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Mon 06/27/16 07:02 AM




WONDERFUL explode

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Mon 06/27/16 07:19 PM
"Goesintight!" What one sez to a virgin who has just sneezed...

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Tue 06/28/16 12:43 AM
The inventor of the Throat Lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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Tue 06/28/16 05:45 AM

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Tue 06/28/16 06:38 AM

The inventor of the Throat Lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 07/03/16 04:50 AM
Edited by eldarbeast on Sun 07/03/16 04:51 AM
I told my new gal pal that I had the body of a Greek god,

She told me that Budda was not Greek...

:(


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Sun 07/03/16 06:21 AM

I told my new gal pal that I had the body of a Greek god,

She told me that Budda was not Greek...

:(




I like it laugh

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Sun 07/03/16 07:53 AM

"Goesintight!" What one sez to a virgin who has just sneezed...



What happens if you are the one that sneezed???????

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Tue 07/05/16 12:08 AM


"Goesintight!" What one sez to a virgin who has just sneezed...



What happens if you are the one that sneezed???????


The ironic thing is that this 'blessing' works for either gender...

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Tue 07/05/16 07:14 AM





That is one we all know.