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| Topic: Any One-Line Jokes to Spare? | |
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Sup niggas ??????  ?????
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I was driving down Farm-to-Market road 1774 near Plantersville the other day when I saw a diner advertising Lobster Tail and Beer!
I hooked a U-turn thinking, "Hot d*mn! Three of my favourite things!" |
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There you go ....all at one setting!!!!!!! 
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The least expensive meat by the pound at the local butcher's is deer testicles...
They're under a buck! |
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Jokes about PMS are in poor taste!
Period! |
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"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!"
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"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!" You didn't hear it from me... DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE! |
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what did the zero say to the number 8?
...nice belt... |
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not funny at all
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not funny at all Nonsense button71, keep beltin' them out! :) |
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Yea you know how you found out your best mate was gay?? You tasted **** on his dick
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Yea you know how you found out your best mate was gay?? You tasted **** on his dick
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More of a physics joke:
My ex kept saying I was lazy and never did anything. I told her I always had potential. |
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procrastination ...
I'll get back to ya ... Maybe Not sure  Indecisive at the moment 
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procrastination ... I'll get back to ya ... Maybe Not sure Indecisive at the moment I am sure some of us will still be here when you are ready. 
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Bad pickup line:
hey baby, give me a chance and I'll show you the best 8.5 seconds of my life. |
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Bad pickup line: hey baby, give me a chance and I'll show you the best 8.5 seconds of my life. I would practice ducking using that line
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Another bad pickup line:
I worship a pagan goddess of fertility. For the ritual I will need you, a bottle of tequila, a bag of M&Ms, 2 gallons of chocolate ice cream, and a pair of handcuffs. |
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