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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%






and




K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the ******** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute girl in his
office... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give
you $100.00 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him,
then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money
on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked
it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
thought about it a moment and then said, "Ask him for $200.00, then pick
up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened? Still breathing
hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

The airline pilot was feeling listless. So he went to a doctor. After checks the doc asked him, "when was it you last had sex?"
"1980"
"Are you serious? How could it be so long ago?"
"Too Long?" the pilot looked at his watch and said,
"It's only 2010".

I like that answer.

i think you'll find THAT belongs to him

Wow I just realised iam lesbian cos that definitely gets me goin .

I never had sexual encounter with a woman but I get turned on by woman being intimate with woman ? Does that make me a lesbian

Ok, so you have just got married. (Yep you)
A bridesmaid sits on the grooms lap during photo session time.
Men...what would you do?
Women...what would you do?

Years ago if I had someone be obnoxious in person, common where I spent most of my young dating life where men out numbered women 5 to 1, about getting a phone number I would give them the answering service for the city morgue.

what is it with these men demanding my private number, email, and the like??i do not fall for that.

It seems like my profile is attracting way more guys than it should (I think). Nevertheless, which would be a better fit for a bi-curious woman? Bi-sexual or lesbian? Do lesbians even bother with bi profiles?

Which celebrity would u love to kiss date or marry hmmm I would love to kiss rihanna ... Date oprah and marry alicia keys lol

I'm new to this site and just looking to meet lesbians near me. I'm looking to make friends, date, or just let things go with the flow.
I'm 22 and living in East Harlem. Big animal lover and I love kids but don't have any kids of my own.
Wanna get to know me? Hit me up! Don't be shy ;)