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She heard me fart!!!
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If it didn't require any "paperwork"...you should be good.  I hope so too 
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She heard me fart!!!
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? Sounds like you will know when your relationship has matured when you both can delight in the tinkling sound of the morning urination followed by the thunderous expulsion of spontaneous farts. But then if you are both really up tight you may have to settle for the muffled rumblings of a digesting stomach with the occasional squeak from a tight sphincter I had asked her the same thing that why can't you pee in front of me and she said "it is better to have some secrets before marriage". That's the reason I have concern, I feel like I have lost my secret and relation is unbalanced. If she pees standing up she may have a big secret best shared before marriage. So ask her if she stands up to do it. It may help lighten the mood. Or.....................     Well as we are having sex so surely I can imagine she can only sit and pee
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She heard me fart!!!
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while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing Holy crap. You farted right after orgasm? I really hope she wasn't going down on you. how did you balanced the equation? I don't know. I don't think I've ever farted during sex. Maybe if you aren't willing to discuss it and it really bothers you there's always the option of plugs? Well I would say don't eat chinese and do new positions which requires serious stretching. |
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She heard me fart!!!
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? Sounds like you will know when your relationship has matured when you both can delight in the tinkling sound of the morning urination followed by the thunderous expulsion of spontaneous farts. But then if you are both really up tight you may have to settle for the muffled rumblings of a digesting stomach with the occasional squeak from a tight sphincter I had asked her the same thing that why can't you pee in front of me and she said "it is better to have some secrets before marriage". That's the reason I have concern, I feel like I have lost my secret and relation is unbalanced. |
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She heard me fart!!!
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She heard me fart And she liked it. But I have a musical flair. That's good and rhymes too 
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She heard me fart!!!
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Six months .. Jimmy you have been on your best behaviour .. Time to show the real you perhaps .,... I am sure it is not high on her list of catastrophes or will not factor into whether she continues to be your girlfriend .. Don't sweat the small stuff ..  I feel it is more about relationship balance than our reaction. We both worked hard not to bring out that side and I was the first to roll the ball. Now my concern is whether "let time heal my embarrassment or hear her fart to balance the relationship"? |
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She heard me fart!!!
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Ohh... well first off you should have just laughed it off together.. But I'm sure you are both going to hear all kinds of body functions from one another throughout your relationship.....lol... like for instance.. When you're having very vigorous sex with a woman sometimes.. a farting noise can come from her vagina.... It's just the air.. being displaced from your.. manhood... but it's always a little awkward when it first happens.. But again one of those things that you should both just laugh off.. It's called being human That's the joke, we laugh so much when we make that sound during sex but here I was clueless how to react. I just finished and laid on my side to catch my breath and suddenly it happened.. |
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She heard me fart!!!
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Jimmy_roy
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Mon 08/22/16 10:37 PM
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As Annierooroo said, everyone does it (except my mom... never heard her fart one time in my entire life). She probably almost laughed when it happened but didn't want to embarrass you more than you already were. Hey, at least you didn't $hit yourself. Right? I realise now that I also never heard my mom fart  God grace I didn't $hit with that fart, I would have died with shame if that had happened. |
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She heard me fart!!!
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She heard a natural body function... We, the world wide web, are now made privy to such information... *smh* Online chatting is best that way
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She heard me fart!!!
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It happens Don't make a big deal out of it. Everyone does it. Got over it! I know but it's harder to do. I never wanted to start this ball rolling, always thought she will begin and then I will roll with it. Should I take time to get over it or hear her fart so that balance is made? |
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She heard me fart!!!
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation?
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Please don`t do this again
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Think from heart but plan using brain...
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I agree that people search for incompatibilities and go for break ups. The best example as I stated was the movie "Forrest Gump" and there are many similar movies where even if the person is good and they know he/she will keep them happy forever but still break the relationship because of some flaws. As if happiness is not enough but they want the one but at last feel sorry or come back to the same person stupid right??
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by exp. generally, women wants an alpha. they may settle for someone less but someone that has qualities of an alpha at least. a guy that can seize the moment. A capable guy. if a girl settles with you and you're a goodie too shoe and she might cheat on you. i could say a balance of both evil and good. and knowing your girl is the most and basic essentials At the end good wins over evil but before that evil always overpowers the good. Beating or abusing a woman is always the evil side of the person but bdsm is not? I feel everyone has seen "forrest gump", at last jenny came to him only yeah after she was Dogs Out by every guy she could find, after that only then did she come crawling on her hands and knees to him. that's how I interpreted it. True..that's what I meant, there was such a good chemistry and the guy is a gem & in love with her but still because of some flaws she never wanted to be with him or be happy. |
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by exp. generally, women wants an alpha. they may settle for someone less but someone that has qualities of an alpha at least. a guy that can seize the moment. A capable guy. if a girl settles with you and you're a goodie too shoe and she might cheat on you. i could say a balance of both evil and good. and knowing your girl is the most and basic essentials At the end good wins over evil but before that evil always overpowers the good. Beating or abusing a woman is always the evil side of the person but bdsm is not? I feel everyone has seen "forrest gump", at last jenny came to him only |
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I have heard this so many times in movies and real "You are a good person but I am not interested in this or a relationship". Does being good means you are not a good partner and gals only like bad or abusive guys? think of it this way 'does being a good person mean everyone wants a relationship with you?' of course not,,, I believe people sometimes dont feel compatibility and maybe they clarify it this way to drive home that it has nothing to do with the character of the other person 'good' , in my opinion, is only a character judgment, plenty of 'good' people are not necessarily good fits to every other good person,,, That's true too but there is sometimes a common interest which makes them come together and bonding happens. Then people overlook the small incompatibilities and try to work in their relationship. But nowadays the easiest way is to say this and run away as if hardwork is overrated and no one wants to work on their relationship |
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Women want nice men with a bad azz facade. Men want nice women who act like sluts for only them. Only screwed up people want to be with an actually ahole. Sandra Bullock found out what happens when you married a real ahole bad boy.  You are right bro..that is why there is so much craze for bikers, rockstars and pornstars 
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I have known a lot of men that get pushed into the friend zone , not because they are good but because they are either needy, moody, lacking confidence , overly predictable or lacking layers or balance in their personality. Men and women are similar in that regard I think. Neither gender only looks for goodness in a mate. Both sexes look for a wide variety if qualities including mutual sexual attraction ,which is more than skin deep. The women that choose the bad abusive guys are usually emotionally troubled themselves You are right and I feel the same now because of Jenny but most of the gals are on the other side. If you feel I am wrong then why are gals so crazy about bikers and bad rockstars? |
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Does being good means you are not a good partner and gals only like bad or abusive guys? Good grief no!! I personally don't like bad or abusive guys, there is nothing good about them. I think you need to be patient and find a girl who appreciates you for the good person that you are.  Thank you but I have already found a gal and she is really good. This is from my past experience and some things which my friends are discussing with me. |
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I have heard this so many times in movies and real "You are a good person but I am not interested in this or a relationship". Does being good means you are not a good partner and gals only like bad or abusive guys? No. Saying "you're a good person, but..." is a means of selfish mental and emotional protection, not really an indication of desired personality traits in a future partner. Well I was wonder about it |
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