Here, have one on me Crystal.

Hey Romeo, have we met? Nice to see ya.

You're too young for my daughter, and she's too married. Keep lookin'
sweetie.

Whatever happened to real life? I understand why us old folks stay home
and do this, but I swear, a 20 yr old oughta have better things to do.

Joyce, try OJ and rum, it's great!

I love margaritas too but only when I'm out, too much trouble to mix at
home.

Detox in order lmao!

I got both, in the mood for some cap'n tonight.

Actually I'm in the mood for some lovin, but that ain't happening this
weekend.

Ere ya go, have one on me.

Nah, rum!!

Got some Captain in me.

Thanks a lot, as if I didn't feel old enough already!

to do this? True story from AP.

A man who lost part of his finger in a bar brawl walked out of the pub
and down the street before he noticed it was gone, police said Monday.

"He didn't know it was missing until he left the (pub)," police
Inspector Mark Kellert told The Sydney Morning Herald newspaper. "He was
out on the street and realized there was blood on his hand, noticed his
finger was missing, and went to hospital."

Security guards later found the severed finger "and a large amount of
blood" in the pub's bathroom, New South Wales state police said in a
statement.

The 42-year-old man, whose identity was not released, was being treated
for his injuries. Police brought the severed finger to the hospital, but
did not say whether it was being reattached.

If you mean during sex, no.

My mom used to call me and my two sisters by all three names before she
got to the right one. And my name has been mixed up with every other B
name in the world, don't know what's so hard about Beverly. A guy where
I worked one time couldn't pronounce it, he called me Bubbly, I thought
that was hilarious.

If all someone does is whine and ***** about how rotten their life is,
and does nothing about it, why would anyone want to be around that? Not
saying you're like that Jeff, but I know how it feels to have to live
with someone like that, and it does get old.

If you're that depressed, get some help. When I was depressed, I didn't
even want to be around people. I saw a doctor about it, I didn't like
feeling that way. If you're feeling bad, DO SOMETHING! Don't just sit
around and cry about it. It's more fun to be happy.

Love the turban Bonny.

Mmmm...coffee...good

Have a good day Chris. Mornin' everyone.

I mean afternoon!

Hope everybody's day is going good, whatever time it is.

8 AM, coffee time here in AL. G'mornin' Tom.

She brags about her nails?? Migod she really needs to get a life. I'd
want to tell her that, but I probably wouldn't. Just say that's nice,
and go about your business. She's looking for attention, don't give it
to her. Maybe she'll figure out that nobody cares about her manicure.

I met my guy 3 week after meeting online. He was just like he'd
presented himself online, even better! And we're still going strong.

If you like him, go for it. The sooner the better, how else are you
gonna know?

I've got plenty of scars, but I don't really think they're sexy. You'd
have to ask my guy about that.

I might be sexy in spite of them, but not because of them.

"The beginning of love is to let those we love be
perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit
our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we
find in them."

Here's some statistics that you may find of interest...

Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. Is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. Of Health & Human Services

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. Is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80
million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the FBI

So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.
Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention.