Don't really rip mattress tags and return DVDs unrewound like I use to.

Not cheap. Just using me like an objectified piece of meat to be thrown to the side after her needs are met.

It's so HOT!

Sam Cooke songs

Puppy's "Say What?" expressions

Extra Medium

Having lunch ...... with hmmmmm anyone alive or dead??

I choose Alive!

Today I heard something I never thought I'd hear at the bank. The teller said, "Nice mask!"

I laughed all the way home from the bank.

Que up the Elton John w/ Kiki Dee

Not only bad for environment, the price of coal is out of hand.

You bad kids will find your Nickelback CD under the tree in the morning.

Now gather round boys and girls. We all know the value of hard work. We have heard that good things come to those that wait. Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

Have you heard how from true struggle and hardship, things of incredible transformation, beauty, and grace can be created ?.

Even Santa can have a bad day. One Christmas Santa was having a very hard time. Mrs. Claus wasn’t being the same Ho Ho Ho she usually is this time of year. THe Sleigh was being sluggish and nobody could figure out why. Donner and Blitzen thought it hilarious to get Rudolph so wasted that his nose would strobe like a discoteche. It seemed like disaster everywhere he looked.

At that moment an Angel floated in and asked, “Hey Santa! Where shall I stick this Douglas Fir?


…….and THAT kids is how the tradition of setting an Angel atop the Chistmas Tree was born,

Dignity, Maturity, Decorum


Ya Big POO POO Head!

If the object of your desire has the potential of being a real Azz, is love a Proctor & Gamble?

That IS perfect Moto. I was thinking "right dear" but forgot about the presumptuous notion of validating.

A Rastaman would have asked, "Whatya tinking now mon?"

Alpha Numeric #

IMA2L4U

RU1 4 69 QT TT

You'll need to be more specific.

Prince? Me? Metro men in general?
-and what
A towel? Raspberry beret? Something else?

https://youtu.be/byDilLrNbM4

As an American English speaker I am highly suspicious of Denmark.

How can I trust a society whose very Demonym is a Homonym for a doughnut without a hole?

You can't even Google a few landmarks or basic history of your current location and you think "it's nice" that I just told you that I am 200mi South of you on an E/W Hwy that is 400mi North of you?

I guess it's attrition of people who are dumber, more desperate, and lazier than you.
How do you even feed yourself Максим, Артём, Михаил. IИван
Данила, Дмитрий. Кирилл. Андрей or what ever your name is?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

If a man says something in the woods and there isn't a woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?

Always been cool with it and to paraphrase LW, "Great hygiene is sexy!"
(though Bowie is just plain Regal and Prince proves you can be sanitary while being SO Dirty).

Embrace it indeed. When the partying lifestyle started to wane, one of the extra highlights of Baja surf trips was the hot towel, straight razor shaves. Wouldn't have to shave again for a week and skin.....like butta.

Stateside the women have always had places to go (many of them having a social element) where, when they leave they look & feel better and are usually healthier. It seems like only the African American community has still got it right with the "Barber Shop Culture" for those of us who only want to drink whiskey or smoke cigars on the rarest occasion.

I guess worldwide there is more of that sort of thing ie Scandanavian Saunas, Turkish Bathes, etc., but not so much in the states.

(Gyms don't count. God and exercise make me nervous when you get them indoors.)