LMAO I think she (or probably HE) said what he meant but meant to say "Hangout".

"Do You Handout?" hahahaha PERFECT!

Criteria: Consenting, Cognizant, Adults

Not sure about internationally but in 43 of 50 States: Human

I'm never dating a Venusion again. Her complexion was such that I would lose sight of her in City Parks with lots of grass......

....and....

..when a Venusion uses your powder room to take a #5 WOOOOOO! You have to clear your house for at least a WEEK!

I apologize in advance for anything following that might sound critical but there are many gun-shy, careful people who have been taken advantage of....trying to get past their cynicism and find that "Loyal Heart".

You seem like an absolutely beautiful, dynamic, tragic, educated SAINT. Speaking of beautiful; the glamour shot is nice but the one other close up shot that one can see shows your "natural beauty" is much prettier yet approachable to me.

For all the heartache and challenges that "God" (Catholic right?) has thrown at you, you remain steadfast, upbeat, and charitable. Having to concentrate on your Special Needs sister was probably the only thing to get you through the tragedies of losing both your parents and later your husband.

Between your sister, being the Admin for a whole building, and Volunteering how do you find the time for scuba and billiards much less dating? We do what we can right? When you donate your hair "to Cancer" what do you mean? Locks of Love? Wigs for Kids?

Oh...a perhaps hyper-sensitive grammar thing: When you say "I go to the same hospital" instead of "I have gone to the same hospital" it is not necessarily wrong, but sounds like something someone from a Balkan state would say. On top of all you have been through, did you have to immigrate too?

You just sound too good to be true! Who wouldn't want to be that "One in a Million". Better yet just GIVE you the million.

Stating the obvious or not giving the reader some credit.

NO...when we are on a date...ALL EYES ON ME!
The kids can stay home and play with kitchen knives.

Pfff! "Your kids come first."......Really?!?!?

I just remember being a kid and hating being eye level with all of my Mom's friends butts.

Now it seems to be everything the young pervs on Mingle want. Who knew?

<------Living proof that even a "relatively" intelligent man can still suffer from rectal-cranial inversion.

Sure!
Well, depends on how many yards we are talking about.

I M A 2 L

That's usually what happens when I start to say, "Hold my beer. Check THIS out!"

They never end up having a paw free for the beer.

You basically que them to indicate that with a victrola, right?

Is that a true "no" or just a wtf look?

"Your profile has the perfect acoustics for a Gregorian Chant."?

The "HUH?" look your dog gives you

When an ole Sam Cooke song randomly plays on the radio

Farting on que when people are crowding my space (True even BEFORE COVID)

A Sadist and a Masochist get married.
They get to the Newlywed Boudoir.
The Masochist says, "Now HURT me!"
The Sadist says, "No."

Read "The Interpretation of Dreams" Proceed

I know, I know...all these suggestions AND homework?!?
If it's not one thing it's your mother!

the popcorn

I feeel.................Pretty
Oh so pretty
Not a pity how pretty I feeeeel

Gibran....No Wonder

Even though from a now deactivated (most likely scammer)

Ima havta Google this.

Be careful of fantasies with nowhere to grow.

You could end up a 40something with a bad jogging suit and combover, making payments on a sports car you really can't afford.

Reason?: Looking for a 29 year old who is probably well adjusted and looks to her contemporaries to Rock Her World. The kind you overlooked while in your late 20s early 30s when watching increasingly shameful porn.

It's a set up for lifelong disappointment, but, if it's not one thing it's your mother.