Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-rrrrrrrrrring-

Me: Are you gonna get that?

There's no one I want to talk to. YOU are already here.

Oh for certain V and V (Leigh2154 and Darkowl) these 2 are some of the smartest, wisest (there's a difference) people I've ever met.

My neurotransmitters work overtime. Crude example - (boat, ship, Navy Ship, In the Navy, Village People Song, YMCA in a split second). At times I have been falsely accused of brilliance. Most of the time when people would say "Beach, wtf are you saying?" these 2 would get the references plus clue me in where I lost people.

The old owl and I share a Birthday. I'm a Gemini savant. He's just brilliant and the real deal. Leigh can just break it down, weed out the unnecessary BS in such a kind way....enabling your own light bulb to do the rest. SO smart!

Fear not "Mingletards" THAT Brother hasn't lost his swagger-filled sense of humor. Dude cracks me up.

Gypsy was super fun on here and I can't even remember Joy's pseudonym. LOVE HER!

Maybe Mingle HAS skewed my views but I can't think of a male counterpoint to "Mrs. Robinson" (when referenced is not necessarily assumed "sugar mama").


Edit: and I didn't know older women went for smaller ranges....to cook on

I stopped replying the same old trite answer (3 criteria - cognizant, consenting, adults but personally..different reference points, lack of historical short hand, yada, yada) at the 94758749291998393 Age Thread. I just stopped replying at all.

Preface: I am NOT comparing issues of double+ work with comparatively fractional returns in everything including respect and the disparity of reaction towards ascertiveness going on for decades.....centuries !!!!

However with the age thing,

-Dirty old man, pervert, oh he's got money, combover counterbalance, COMPENSATING, Credit Card Stud, Barely Legal JON, Where's the gold chains and sportscar Disco Raisin

-Cougar, you go girl, break that Cabana Boy in right, nothin wrong with a little Jr. Mint Ab Candy, after you ride that Bronc do you hitch up the vacuum?

It's just sex so can't be compared to years of injustice, but do you think finally one little double standard goes in the ladies' favor?

Apparently the #5 sounds like laughing when repeated in Thai.
55555555=Lolol


for what it's worth
translates to

ถ้ามันมีค่าอะไร if it is worth anything

I think I will look up - "Loses in translation"

Note to self- need more horny female accountant friends

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I can't decide if my Humbleness and Humility is Handsome, Hot, Cute, Rugged, has that certain Je ne sais quoi, is quirky cool, magnetic or just adorable.

I can't decide if my Humbleness and Humility is Handsome, Hot, Cute, Rugged, has that certain Je ne sais quoi, is quirky cool, magnetic or just adorable.

Because men say stupid $#!+ without thinking about repercussions. After that I think they just mess with us with trick questions having to do with jeans, butts, and their savant memory ability.

Fishing

Fun game. Actually 2 different versions but I don't think there are enough (different) people on at one time any more to make the second version fun.

The potential of "Flooding" at times can be a p.i.t.a. caveat.

Sis off pister.
If you think you're so mucking fuch,
why don't you go in your own jackyard and back off

vop stin bolley tack boo YOUR cide of the sourt cheet sweeks.

I think you meant that you FIGURATIVELY pooped your pants.

If you were being literal, I am no longer interested in the magnitude of your surprise but rather concerned with the logistics of clean up and possible medical condition behind this rather unfortunate reaction.

What ever are you talking about Blondey?

Bragging Beach sounds like a coastal military outpost during WWII. I am sure Nude Gardening was strictly forbidden but on occasion the GI's would do it anyway to blow off steam.

Was wanting to add my 2 inches, then realized I'm not the most qualified to answer having never been with a black man.

Thinking that song got it's "H" words out of order.

The street vendors know that a little coconut milk goes a long way in making your Pad Thai a Pad Win.

I like your interpretation better than my alternative thought. Your patch. I'll bring the seeds.

Actually the orange I was thinking of was, even in this thinly veiled Freudo-Vego fantasy women are once again getting the short end of the carrot. Here I go squashing it. Once again doing more than twice the work for a fraction of the payout. I can't imagine the effort of trying to graft a zuchinni and jumping bean while I'm done in a minute with half a butternut at the other end of the garden



.......and Techno when you started to say that "circum" word it made the stem shrivel for a minute....but so true that the grower lays down the BS and usually gets water thrown at him

Hey! Leave me out of this!
However, although I am well aware this had nothing to do with me, I like the idea of being spoke of as an object and not objectively.
With all of theses enticing bikinis around... I can only HOPE that everybody boards the train to Bangkok.

Not sure about less judgemental but relatively certain that if I go through airport turnstyle sideways, I'm going to Bangkok.