Probably NZ....and not to worry Rock
Sure I'd like to thrown down some cold ones with you guys and paddle out with an old mingle friend

but I have a regular and intellectual crush on the Prime Minister if I can just get that cheeseball broadcast guy out of the way.

My beloved CA isn't the same any more and I want to surf and ski in the same day a few more times while I still have the energy.

Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pantry
You'd have to be the aristocracy

The members that she toyed with
at her city club
Were something in diplomacy

So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues

Now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bently
Suddenly she feels so young

1980s


Bastille Day (Fr)
George Washington elected President (US)

Guess the Decade then name 2 things from another. (Hopefully will get more difficult and esoteric)

Starting easy (maybe more difficult for friends outside the states).

-Wine Coolers
-Where's the Beef?

1/20/2017

....and WHERE's PEGGY? C'mon and escape the island for a minute ya lil Trinidad Trollop!

Around subjects but never the truth

You Groaned but Thank You Stormy!

Rushing to get desk cleared Friday 4:50P. Wanted to answer a client in the affirmative that I had received a PDF she was sending.

As soon as I hit "send" I realized that instead of replying "Got it!" I had exclaimed "Go Tit!"

It was the most excruciating 40 seconds of my career until she replied, "Lol! Glad you're a fan. Have a nice weekend!"

My friend is such a chronic liar. The latest one is that Elon Musk hand chose him for the next Falcon 1 mission to space.

I rolled my eyes and said, "I KNOW you, and that just holds no gravity."

Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-rrrrrrrrrring-

Me: Are you gonna get that?

There's no one I want to talk to. YOU are already here.

Oh for certain V and V (Leigh2154 and Darkowl) these 2 are some of the smartest, wisest (there's a difference) people I've ever met.

My neurotransmitters work overtime. Crude example - (boat, ship, Navy Ship, In the Navy, Village People Song, YMCA in a split second). At times I have been falsely accused of brilliance. Most of the time when people would say "Beach, wtf are you saying?" these 2 would get the references plus clue me in where I lost people.

The old owl and I share a Birthday. I'm a Gemini savant. He's just brilliant and the real deal. Leigh can just break it down, weed out the unnecessary BS in such a kind way....enabling your own light bulb to do the rest. SO smart!

Fear not "Mingletards" THAT Brother hasn't lost his swagger-filled sense of humor. Dude cracks me up.

Gypsy was super fun on here and I can't even remember Joy's pseudonym. LOVE HER!

Maybe Mingle HAS skewed my views but I can't think of a male counterpoint to "Mrs. Robinson" (when referenced is not necessarily assumed "sugar mama").


Edit: and I didn't know older women went for smaller ranges....to cook on

I stopped replying the same old trite answer (3 criteria - cognizant, consenting, adults but personally..different reference points, lack of historical short hand, yada, yada) at the 94758749291998393 Age Thread. I just stopped replying at all.

Preface: I am NOT comparing issues of double+ work with comparatively fractional returns in everything including respect and the disparity of reaction towards ascertiveness going on for decades.....centuries !!!!

However with the age thing,

-Dirty old man, pervert, oh he's got money, combover counterbalance, COMPENSATING, Credit Card Stud, Barely Legal JON, Where's the gold chains and sportscar Disco Raisin

-Cougar, you go girl, break that Cabana Boy in right, nothin wrong with a little Jr. Mint Ab Candy, after you ride that Bronc do you hitch up the vacuum?

It's just sex so can't be compared to years of injustice, but do you think finally one little double standard goes in the ladies' favor?

Apparently the #5 sounds like laughing when repeated in Thai.
55555555=Lolol


for what it's worth
translates to

ถ้ามันมีค่าอะไร if it is worth anything

I think I will look up - "Loses in translation"

Note to self- need more horny female accountant friends

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I can't decide if my Humbleness and Humility is Handsome, Hot, Cute, Rugged, has that certain Je ne sais quoi, is quirky cool, magnetic or just adorable.

I can't decide if my Humbleness and Humility is Handsome, Hot, Cute, Rugged, has that certain Je ne sais quoi, is quirky cool, magnetic or just adorable.