I only really get disoriented when departing from East ASia.

Perhaps I should worry less about being a Metro and just concentrate on being a ride to remember. ....and not swimming through apologies.

Yep...same here May-June 2018

Once it was to drink spirits (card carrying liar).

Now it's the ridiculous endeavor (along the same lines as "how do I look for 102") and denial to have more than 1 bacon and egg breakfast a week and justifying cholesterol level.

A 1980s New Wave song by the group Berlin? X
The easiest and most inexspensive way to get around Paris FR? X

A coherent follow up thread to what has been found out about men through Men's Metro Magazine? Ima try. (First of all God Bless British Women for rolling your eyes in private while letting the men think they have gotten away with "Beeriods". You have your reasons but as a man I consider it a Beeracle!)

What is it that makes a man, A Metro? I guess I am trying qualify AND quantify because it seems there must a sliding scale. EXAMPLE - A guy has no problem with no gloves fixing a greasy car engine. Immediately after he scrubs deeply including
digging under fingernails. Does filing and moisturizing send the Metro Scale back to the right of zero?

"MY Oh $#!+ I might be Metro Moment": "The Bourne Identity" is one of those lead-bottom hook movies no matter how many times viewed. During the fight scene in the Paris apartment this last view.......I was thinking, "THAT is a FANTASTIC kitchen!"

Oh $#!+!!!!! I might be Metro.

The valves stick and so does the spit valve. A slide would be so much more convenient than my three little squeaky buttons and can't even put my hand in the bell.

It has been a long time since I went and picked me a nice piece of Tijuana Brass.
At this point though any piece of brass has got to be better than fighting my buttons.

My poor flugelhorn. Should have been a tromboner.

From a male perspective the "lol" may be intimate, however it doesn't feel polite

even plainfield

I'm a selfish lover when it comes to self love. I always come first.

This (copied and pasted below) peaked my interest

A daily dusk paddle out, and once or twice a week a cava tapa hop. The rest of the time chill and walk around smiling at Catalonian Architecture. Doesn't sound like a bad way to spend a few years.

-While most spots at the Catalonian Coast are beach breaks, this one differs from all the others. At Río Besos waves break onto a rocky point to the right, meaning that it’s a point break. And that’s not the only difference. This spot is located at the mouth of the river Besòs at Sant Adrià de Besòs, less than ten kilometers north of Barcelona. This is a secret gem among the Catalonian surf spots for the more advanced surfers.-

Togs Jandals and Jancinda's Sister. What a Beaut. I'm stoked like a Grom with a 50 kilo lolly bag! Droppin IN!

Probably NZ....and not to worry Rock
Sure I'd like to thrown down some cold ones with you guys and paddle out with an old mingle friend

but I have a regular and intellectual crush on the Prime Minister if I can just get that cheeseball broadcast guy out of the way.

My beloved CA isn't the same any more and I want to surf and ski in the same day a few more times while I still have the energy.

Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pantry
You'd have to be the aristocracy

The members that she toyed with
at her city club
Were something in diplomacy

So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues

Now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bently
Suddenly she feels so young

1980s


Bastille Day (Fr)
George Washington elected President (US)

Guess the Decade then name 2 things from another. (Hopefully will get more difficult and esoteric)

Starting easy (maybe more difficult for friends outside the states).

-Wine Coolers
-Where's the Beef?

1/20/2017

....and WHERE's PEGGY? C'mon and escape the island for a minute ya lil Trinidad Trollop!

Around subjects but never the truth

You Groaned but Thank You Stormy!

Rushing to get desk cleared Friday 4:50P. Wanted to answer a client in the affirmative that I had received a PDF she was sending.

As soon as I hit "send" I realized that instead of replying "Got it!" I had exclaimed "Go Tit!"

It was the most excruciating 40 seconds of my career until she replied, "Lol! Glad you're a fan. Have a nice weekend!"

My friend is such a chronic liar. The latest one is that Elon Musk hand chose him for the next Falcon 1 mission to space.

I rolled my eyes and said, "I KNOW you, and that just holds no gravity."