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Topic:
monologue - part 9
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i have suspects about uterine cancer i am not having my best days i will go to the hospital.. :-/ Any news yet? |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Mon 01/18/21 05:50 AM
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It’s true for me. I like my guy to be attractive, to me; be currently single; and be able to support themselves. but if they tell knock-knock jokes (and laugh at them)...and hate to see babies at the beach (because the little freeloaders haven't worked a day in their lives and they are on VACATION????)....and have a functioning spitoon in their home? Hate the Beatles. Love Polka and Polyester Leisure Suits. |
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news nuggets
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Nightly Mounting
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Topic:
Favourite City
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Barstow!!!! Huge McDonalds.....AND IT'S A TRAIN!
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Mon 01/18/21 01:58 AM
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They get HOT when I generalize the entire gender as shallow
While I'm at the needy and possessive thing gets them running on all 8 cylinders. When we're out I belittle service people too. It makes ME look really good. Don't even wait for proof. You got this Romeo! EDIT: Almost forgot. It's easy too when they get angry. All you have to do is firmly say, "RELAX!" |
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This too shall pass - A Zen Laxitive
Not sold in stores. You stay still while moving internally, and when you think you've seen all the shite you can....remain flacid BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!! |
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Topic:
High school
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Senior prank day was kind of Lame so there was a group of us that had some alternative pranks.
We ended up stealing some letters from the "Rancho Viejo Police" station. Even though it was misspelled, The "ancho Vie Police" prank made the paper. |
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra
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Always the last place ya look
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well Hello Hell's Kitchen
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The Bank Teller liked my mask.
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Guess
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A Reacharound is Better
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Topic:
favorite person
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By these parameters my favorite person would have to be White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.
Someone who has no time for Hellos Goodbye because they're late they're late for a very important date is not perfect but still dedicated. |
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Mucking Foving BLECH!
Don't mind making a move but the act and logistics SUUUUUUUUUCK! |
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Topic:
Strike a pose .....
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In answer to OP. Most guys (I'd hope) are aware to put the dang shirt back on, don't flex....exhale Dude, etc. You are probably right about the "check out the neatness" element lol. If it weren't so blatantly obvious, I think some would strike a pose with a vacuum. Quick one for (a few) of the Ladies, 2010 called and wants it's duck lips back........ ......for the teenage girls.  You cannot tease all the ladies beach .. I am expecting to see a photo of you wielding a vacuum   It's that pose that teenage girls do that looks like they're either kissing, have just just sucked on a lemon, gotten a botox shot, or are just about to quack. I'll work on my vacuum voguing Blondey lol. |
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Topic:
Strike a pose .....
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In answer to OP. Most guys (I'd hope) are aware to put the dang shirt back on, don't flex....exhale Dude, etc. You are probably right about the "check out the neatness" element lol. If it weren't so blatantly obvious, I think some would strike a pose with a vacuum.
Quick one for (a few) of the Ladies, 2010 called and wants it's duck lips back........ ......for the teenage girls. |
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I suddenly have accoutrement envy
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Topic:
Men Only seeks Sex?
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Dance HUMP
Talk HUMP Cuddle HUMP I guess it's true. |
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