It's just a sadistic witch who'll watch him get his skin stretched when she knows darn well he can just cut and shave his Marlboro Man 1970s Pornstache.

13 inches of the big wet and heavy.
Jump on it while you can and BRING PROTECTION!



I didn't see anyone handing out sunblock in the lift lines and you know how quickly this Spring stuff melts.

The misuse of the word literally figuratively makes me ill.
If you were so surprised you literally pooped your pants, the story of your surprise is lost on me. I've moved on to the logistics of clean up Dude.

how do you breath when you do that so well?

"A Tree"

-Sonny Bono

Reading a horny woman Dostoevsky when she was desiring Tolstoy. You are in the right region, but it is a matter of millimeters on the map between War and Peace.

Was laughing at...maybe the way I phrase things I don't know... misunderstandings are not cool...sometimes situation are

May Allah bless you with prosperity & success and achieve every goal in life… and May Allah bless us all with success, health, happiness, patience and strength. May all your dreams come true and may you live the life that you have always dreamed of.


just the same

Likewise

Oh, I get. So not every call to prayer with the (sorry if offensive) aerobics.

Yes..many similarities.

Praying, Fasting, etc....but because of COVID, no Pilgrimage

Are you saying maybe only 4 Pillars this year for you? :-(

Could be wrong but I get the impression that many to most (really) active in the Forums are not here for that. It seems a theoretical exercise in how we see ourselves to read later for a micro-clue of how deluded we are. So here I go.

*Sub Note - Thinking, as seen on this very board, sweeping generalizations especially of an entire gender could be a deterrent.*

Anyway, everyone is thinking about sex all of the time, women are fickle and men are stupid. That followed by all the boring answers with words like "situation, person, every, different, depends, etc.

I think everyone knows how intoxicating it can be. Blondey I'm sure you could clinically explain all the endorphin/receptor (if even correct systems and terms) stuff. From experience I would warn (even when *obviously* mutual) beware of being swept in the mad hyper passionate *within a week* torrid "love? affair." THINGS ARE AMPLIFIED IN HERE!!!! It may be dynamite but you don't want to burn out the wick before the bang. I'm also self aware enough to realize that a constant propensity for innuendo can confuse things.

Driving our virtual cars, the anonymity window tint can turn to airborne toxic steroid causing a false sense of overconfidence or worse entitlement to speak without any impulse control. I'm pretty sure (again many to most) guys have had that " pretty girl smiles, 10 min later shagging, porn timeline" fantasy. Guys who believe it anything but fantasy are stupid. They will see a woman as fickle if she responds politely but not completely. The scary psycopath, a "tease."

I digress. Blondey, you were asking about the "easy, down boy" thing, correct? I would like to think most half sane (people) might have a minor temporary ego slap at worst if kindly told "I like you but not comfortable going this speed." If any possibility down the road guys (in particular) might pant a lot, trip over their water dish, and be like, "OK ok, but when huh when. When can I throw YOU the bone. I like chasing the toy but want to throw the bone!!!"

"I want to be friends" stings a little more, but you get over it.
Honest, Direct, Kind. I suppose I could have just said "that" instead freegin tryin to top Tolstoy. *eye roll*

Bow at her feet regardless and be thankful for either the key to her heart or the savings of time; and if it leads somewhere hope the communication continues....

because if 2 years later I got the "you know what you did" line, THAT's when I would get upset

Been listening since Sebebim even before Banane.

Exhausted after answering all those Hello Handsome, do you have hangouts messages

with, "I will tell you later."

Was on the coffee table. Mistook it for Pringles.

Wondering why that lady with the retro bikini, boots, and rope jumped in the phone booth with that dorky reporter instead of trying to make herself dizzy like she always does.

Propensity for Sheep

Thinking it was a bit annoying to be asked to do the Pulp Fiction - Jack Rabbit Slim's Twist Contest, Travolta/Thurman, two fingers across the eyes pose......

.....then reject the pic for hands in the face.

Whatever it takes to stomp out the little cyborgs I guess.