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Fri 03/23/18 02:27 AM

well, he's a citizen, he's over 35 yrs old and he's been
a resident for over 14 yrs...so that makes him *eligible
to run for the office of president........same as me

now, as to being *qualified to run, well that's a
horse of a way different color...

how does that old adage go ???...

you can fool half of the people some of the time
and some of the people half of the time but you
can't fool all of....umm, something like that, anyway


"but you can't fool all of them all of the time
(God let's hope not! laugh )

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Thu 03/22/18 02:00 PM


blushing I don't want anybody else
drool When I think about me I touch myself


So Beach, are you saying the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" is about you dating yourself...

laugh laugh laugh laugh


I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

I touch myself
I touch myself


I almost bust a gut laughing from this post! rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 03/22/18 07:26 AM

Why would you want to ruin the gym. The gym is for yourself to workout, not to be hitting on women. Don't s*** where you eat.


rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 03/22/18 05:53 AM



Wow really ????

Not sure where you are finding women that don't appreciate a man that can cook..surprised

Shhssh now a man in the kitchen that knows how to cook that is sexy right there... winking drool

Hell it is one of my requirements is that a man knows how to cook..laugh laugh laugh

well I am right here waiting LOL


Romeo when you find that woman that makes your world go around I assure you she will appreciate that you like to cook....

Many women today do not cook as they did in the past... I made sure that my son could cook.. Told him if he wanted to eat he better learn how cause the ones his age sure did not want too..

But really a guy in the kitchen cooking, almost every woman I know thinks it is sexy... Heck most men I know can out cook lots of women...



Good for you for teaching your son how to cook!
I know a lot of men who can cook well too.. my brother is a scientist and makes incredible meals w/o even consulting a cookbook - makes me crazy! He says it's just like chemistry.. yeah - right .. maybe it's because i failed chemistry that I need a cookbook though I can cook some meals w/o looking ...

rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 03/22/18 05:43 AM



Please rate my profile .. Be honest ... thanxs ;D


Honestly?? Well I may not be the best person to rate your profile, since I hate tats but put a shirt on - most women don't like pictures of shirtless men,\ & say more about yourself - your interests & what you're looking for .. it gives you both something to talk about & be clearer about what you do for work.

Good luckhappy



Alright i'll change the photo ....


Im not talking about my military time .... i have three purple hearts.. 1 silver star ... it was horrible ........


alright i'll change it up a little thanks <3 ;D


I bet it was - Thanks for your service - I hope that you're getting some help for all that you've been through

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Thu 03/22/18 05:38 AM

The success stories are written by members. Unless they currently post something, there isn't anything else


okay - thanks for answering flowerforyou

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Thu 03/22/18 04:03 AM

Please rate my profile .. Be honest ... thanxs ;D


Honestly?? Well I may not be the best person to rate your profile, since I hate tats but put a shirt on - most women don't like pictures of shirtless men,\ & say more about yourself - your interests & what you're looking for .. it gives you both something to talk about & be clearer about what you do for work.

Good luckhappy

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Thu 03/22/18 03:59 AM

I don't really even miss the sex, but she was having much more than I was.


rofl rofl

I don't miss the sex either!laugh

Even though my marriage was lousy, I do miss having a partner .. maybe someday again...

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Thu 03/22/18 03:54 AM
I have so many don't think I could name them all
(I'd do links if I knew how!)

Sarah Maclachlin " I love you"

Robert Palmer "She makes My Day"

Loggins & Messina - Watching the River Run"

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Wed 03/21/18 01:41 PM


Why would anyone even ask such a stupid question? Surely as adults we are all perfectly capable of writing our own profiles without seeking approval from others. If people don't provide a profile as such, then why would anyone even bother sending them a message.


As the saying goes -- There ain't such thing as a stupid question, but the stupid answers --
So, to ask for help or tips is actually a wise thing to do, especially, if you're not very self-confident with that dating stuff ..

@Clactonlover - I'd say your profile looks a little bit shortish .. still nothing in interests, as the guys above have noticed .. even reading books, listening to music or going to the movies would be something ..
One more thing - a warm and nice smile is actually the best ice breaker ever .. so, adding some more pics of yourself might be a good idea ..


Wish you good luck on the dating field!
winking


Nice response flowerforyou

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Tue 03/20/18 10:41 AM
sounds like conspiracy paranoia to me - There's a serial bomber in Texas if that's what you mean by under attack, then yes, the citizens of Austin are under attack by some pyscho.

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Tue 03/20/18 10:39 AM
Depends on what you mean by "right"

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Tue 03/20/18 08:05 AM
no - How boring would that be? I want someone who complements me, not duplicates me!happy

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Tue 03/20/18 08:00 AM
Edited by chris2460 on Tue 03/20/18 08:01 AM




I can turn the music up as loud as I want to.

No one complains when I cook.

I don't have to grit my teeth & say yes dear....

I don't have to worry about what kind of mood he'll be in when he gets home.

I have control of the remote.

I don't have to pick up left over food on the couch in the morning.

I could go on & on ..... rofl rofl rofl



He complained about your cooking? But your profile says divorced not widowed. Must be a mistake. laugh


I wish ! laugh



We are both horrible! oops laugh

Yeah ...but it's so much fun! laugh

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Tue 03/20/18 05:08 AM
All of the success stories I read seem to be old -dating around 2007 or earlier - are there any recent success stories? ....Just curious

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Mon 03/19/18 02:40 PM
Edited by chris2460 on Mon 03/19/18 02:41 PM
Not a darn thing!

(thinking of my ex ) rofl rofl rofl



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Mon 03/19/18 02:35 PM


I can turn the music up as loud as I want to.

No one complains when I cook.

I don't have to grit my teeth & say yes dear....

I don't have to worry about what kind of mood he'll be in when he gets home.

I have control of the remote.

I don't have to pick up left over food on the couch in the morning.

I could go on & on ..... rofl rofl rofl



He complained about your cooking? But your profile says divorced not widowed. Must be a mistake. laugh


I wish ! laugh


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Mon 03/19/18 12:15 PM
I can turn the music up as loud as I want to.

No one complains when I cook.

I don't have to grit my teeth & say yes dear....

I don't have to worry about what kind of mood he'll be in when he gets home.

I have control of the remote.

I don't have to pick up left over food on the couch in the morning.

I could go on & on ..... rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 03/19/18 04:22 AM
Do you realize that housegurl is a man?!! laugh

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Sun 03/18/18 07:39 AM

I agree with mo, the media needs news, if it's good they'll find the bad ,and then the big corporations that need the world to look bad, Bader the better to make their billions!
Ditto for
Chris, mystical, Toody and of course msharmony


I agree that the media has way too much power in our society - but then again, who gave them that power? (just a theoretical question) Still I think there's more bad news than bad out there than good - people these days just seem really greedy, rude, entitled and morally bankrupt - I see so many people walking around with their smart phones too grossed to pay attention to the world around them or the person next to them, but that's prob another post.

PS - I rarely watch TV- I think most of what's on TV is junk and the news all over the world seems so depressing- reminds me of when I was in high school during the Vietnam War and would hear them give the body count when I came home from school each day,

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