So you were hoping I would go to a desert island?

No, I switched to calling her name when I go to the rifle range with plenty of magazines full of ammo for my AR-15... I have a target made up of a picture of her and her ex-boyfriend the day I found her in bed with him...

Hell will freeze over before I shed one tear over that whore.

My hokey pokey shirt

Topic-less ???

Oh, shoot, I thought that said "Top-less".....

So much for my brief fantasy of what to expect here... LOL.

Hopefully that yummy red lipstick, and that's it...



...she can bite my neck any day...

If you stacked all the Presidents America has ever had, toe to head, you could not possibly top the crappy job Bush did.

There are no leaders anymore, just TV personalities who get elected due to name recognition bought by expensive publicity through the media who sell time to politicians for millions of dollars.

I should be President.

I voted for myself, I could do a much better job.

But no poor lower middle class, Caucasian dude (like me) who doesn't have the multi-million dollars it takes to run for President... will ever be President.

Its a rich man's game of name recognition, a run for a puppet position who's real power backbone is the C.I.A.... not the American President.

+1 on the belly dancer girls... I'll even make an attempt to speak whatever language they are speaking in that video if I find any...

Its just another "why don't people like me" thread, that typically gets visited by people with personality disorders. LOL.

How sexy....

This thread is just simply icky.

Sort of like a "why don't guys like fat girls?" or "why don't any girls like the nice guys?" thread, but different.

Its sort of like a chick flick that never made it to the silver screen.

>>> Gets out pad and paper to write down all the usernames of man-hating, prejudiced women posting in this thread.

>>> Marks them "note to self" permanently non-approachable.

Wow....

That is a lot of discriminatory quotes for one girl.

I nearly feel like I need to call the American Civil Liberties Union after that one... LOL.

Not to mention the millions in grant monies universities get to perpetuate the studies of whoknowswhatikis man.

I'm convinced the "missing link" skulls they have found are simply some dude that was born with a birth defect, and was shunned by the other humans. e.g. The reason the skull was found with no other skulls like it around him/her. Yet creative minds and scientific speculation, mixed with a skilled and convincing public speaker, can bring in millions of government funded (or private party funded) grant money.

The Apostles figure out just before Halloween...

Maybe the few bones they did find are actually mutant crocodiles who had had babies with birth defects?

One thing is for sure, no one is still around to tell us the truth about those big whopper skeletons. And I'm sure a lot of speculation satisfies the scientific dudes. (Anybody see "Land of the Lost"?)..LOL

I'm thinking the original question assumes that the male reader actually would want to approach a woman.

I personally think it would be cool to see them all sent to the bottom of the sea in a screen-doored submarine.

Happy (permanently single) free-thinking, unstereotyped, and non-discriminated against Neanderthal for life...

I can help here... when she silently speaks in sign langauge, by forming a fist then protruding the middle digit...

... ot possibly that special way she brings her knee to a guy's crotch... some of that body language can be key.

Define "unapproachable"...

...as in... they are on the other side of the Grand Canyon?

...as in... they wear bullet-proof glass and ear plugs at all times?

...as in... that pit-bull grimace on her face clues me in to this is the wrong time of the month to ask her for directions to Sea World?

... not sure I understand the question...

>>> sneaks into unapproachable girl thred, with the prowess of a he-tiger, prowling around beneath the sawgrass, peering into the thread as if there is something to be found...