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Your Best Pick Up Line
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I just whip out my piece, stick it in her hand, and start crying!  DANS ALIVE EVERYONE, DANS ALIVE!!!    But he does have a nice bird.
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Sorry I'm late ! Well, duh...Isn't Roberta Murdock everyone's Mingle idol?
 Seems to me like she always has a finger on the pulse of the place and when it needs a little stirring up, there she is too. It's nice she got her own kudos thread, though. Probably overdue. By the way, LUV, no one believes you had to pay anyone. So, either your plan has been wildly successful , or doggone it, People like you!
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Topic:
ways to impress men
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Invite them to a nice homecooked dinner. Burn it.Be sure to set off every smoke detector in the house. I have actaully done this - it was hilarious he was a housemate of mine several years ago and I invited him to a steak dinner and the broiler smoke practically choked us it was horrible - but he was kind   Another boyfriend about a year later - brought him home for the first time and burned potatoes - smoke everywhere.... now guys always invite me out to eat hmmmmmmmmmmmm...........wonder why???  Nice tactic to get taken out on the town though. 
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ways to impress men
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Cut their food up for them.
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Topic:
ways to impress men
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Invite them to a nice homecooked dinner. Burn it.Be sure to set off every smoke detector in the house. I have actaully done this - it was hilarious he was a housemate of mine several years ago and I invited him to a steak dinner and the broiler smoke practically choked us it was horrible - but he was kind Another boyfriend about a year later - brought him home for the first time and burned potatoes - smoke everywhere.... now guys always invite me out to eat hmmmmmmmmmmmm...........wonder why???  : Nothing like having your plan to showcase your marvelous cooking talents thwarted. I gotta say too, when this has happened to me, the guys have always been kind. Maybe they realize I'm so dazzled by their company that I got distracted and it's not the normal thing. One guy I was in a relationship with was so sweet---he said he liked things burnt because that's how his mother cooked !
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Topic:
OLDER WOMEN and YOUNG MEN
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Humm think I'm gonna start looking for younger ones sure the hell ain't having any luck with those my age.....   I know what you mean. Guys our age seem to like someone about half our age! I wrote this whole message out to a local guy on here that was a few years older than me just to find out he wasn't accepting email from anyone older than 35 yo.  Anyhoo, you look much younger than your age in your profile pics, so if you decide to go for it I'm sure you'll have success! |
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Topic:
OLDER WOMEN and YOUNG MEN
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Their energy can be attractive. Different life priorities can get in the way of LTR's. Each person is unique, so it is quite possible to be attracted to and have good relationships with older, younger or same age. All have associated rewards and costs in both general and specific terms. In my personal case, if they are too much younger or older than me, I do evaluate things a bit more carefully going in.
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Topic:
ways to impress men
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Tell them right away how many cats or stuffed animals you have and how you like to snuggle with them in bed at all times
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Topic:
ways to impress men
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Invite them to a nice homecooked dinner. Burn it.Be sure to set off every smoke detector in the house.
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Topic:
ways to impress women
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thank you kre8karma.that's cool of you to say.it's just kind of hard for me I guess cause I'm not the best conversationalist when it comes to meeting anyone new.I get through the basics but I'm not the type to just ask a girl for her phone#when I meet her or ask if she wants to"hook up"sometime.I guess I pretty much know the answer to my problem but sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be worth it lol okay I'll stop whining now lol Fake it till you get it. When you meet a woman whose personality you dig, try just complimenting her first. Don't censor yourself, if you think she's pretty, tell her so and tell her why. Or maybe she has a sexy voice, tell her she has a soothing voice. Or maybe she's really intelligent, you could say she's a pretty smart chick. If you are shy and you blush a little bit when you compliment her, chances are she'll think it's cute, I used to be a blusher and a lot of women would respond by telling me I was blushing and trying to make me blush more, which is a good thing; but the quicker you realize that complimenting someone is nothing to be embarrassed about, the better. If she looks deep in your eyes, you're in; if she acts uncomfortable when you compliment her, don't bother asking her out, just tell her ," it's just a compliment, no worries" and you still look good in her eyes. The fact you complimented her but didn't ask anything might set you apart and make her think twice as long as you don't get resentful. |
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ways to impress women
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 tsk, tsk, tsk, what has HAPPENED to this thread? Sigh...so much for my attempts to escape my humdrum day and have a laugh....SO serious  Let me see if I can make one last vain attempt to steer us all back on course--- Ways to Impress Women Hit on the waiter during your date. Yes, I said "Waiter" If you are driving, drive really fast Offer to take the garbage out (hey! How did that sneak in here?) Insist that the Hokey Pokey IS what it is all about Before you meet, ask her to describe herself so you can compare her physically to your ex. Describe to her how she (er) stacks up Insist that the first date be at your house, because you're an honorable gentleman and to H-e-doublehockeystix to any woman who doesn't trust you enough to believe that! But I'm not bitter................  Thank you so much! Finally somebody who knows what satire means. You took the word right out of my mouth sister. This has been one of my favorite threads and  sob I don't want to see it end
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Topic:
ways to impress women
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I think I'm a pretty nice guy but I have to admit that I think it's been used against me by some women before.it's most likely more my fault though because at first I come across as shy.maybe lacking confidence?I'm not sure..but I think most women want a guy that comes across as confident..and pretty much understandably so. |
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ways to impress women
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Wear a shirt that is just FULL of holes that you've had since high school? What says "commitment" more than your loyalty to that shirt? Heheh, I actually do that with my jeans... Now this girl knows what time it is that's y she's not wastin her time online , instead shes out there and getting herself some dudes 
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Topic:
ways to impress women
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tsk, tsk, tsk, what has HAPPENED to this thread? Sigh...so much for my attempts to escape my humdrum day and have a laugh....SO serious Let me see if I can make one last vain attempt to steer us all back on course--- Ways to Impress Women Hit on the waiter during your date. Yes, I said "Waiter" If you are driving, drive really fast Offer to take the garbage out (hey! How did that sneak in here?) Insist that the Hokey Pokey IS what it is all about Before you meet, ask her to describe herself so you can compare her physically to your ex. Describe to her how she (er) stacks up Insist that the first date be at your house, because you're an honorable gentleman and to H-e-doublehockeystix to any woman who doesn't trust you enough to believe that! But I'm not bitter................ |
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Topic:
mail order groom
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I almost forgot to mention how humble I am. |
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Topic:
mail order groom
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband. And she's willing to relocate. Rent to own's a pretty good option.  But of course. I do come with a maitenance free warranty. Satisfaction is guaranteed.  This one could go fast, ladies!
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mail order groom
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband. And she's willing to relocate. Rent to own's a pretty good option.
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Topic:
mail order groom
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Yep. I could sure use a good man who knows how to properly bathe my squirrel. And my two dogs, too, of course. Sigh.Oh, Axl, you've set the bar so high.  6 out of 8's good enough for the girls I go with. |
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Topic:
mail order groom
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Yep. I could sure use a good man who knows how to properly bathe my squirrel. And my two dogs, too, of course. Sigh.Oh, Axl, you've set the bar so high.
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mail order groom
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As long as your antenna isn't bent or broken off, I'm sure somebody'll kick your tires for ya.  The antenna's my favorite part. |
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