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im bored!!!
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Try and invent a new wankin machine. Well dang that's waste of a good melon!!  naw, you just serve it to your company when your done...lol yeah, 'bout that 4th of July get together. I can't make it...I have to uhh..to uhh, do something. Buh Bye.
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 I thought it was funny as hell to have taught my kids how to burp the ABCs, until the day my daughter demonstrated for her teacher and several parents during an 'academic night' at school. I tried to play it off like she must have learned from one of her friends, but my daughter wasn't having it, and proudly announced that she's still practising to be as good as Mom!  apparently you both compete..... "we both love brocolli...but then spend the rest of the night complaining about who has stinkier brocolli farts..." just saying you're just jealous. Someday you'll be invited to play along too, Phil... 
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Nope...
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Maybe You Hadn't Been
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Yes.
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Selfish
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Yes. |
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Grillz
Edited by
mischievouskttn
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Tue 06/09/09 04:16 PM
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How do you turn a guy on?
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this thread cracks me up every dang time...
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be seeing you
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Cottonelle, the magic 8 ball lady ALSO wants to see you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis. Be seeing you.
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Magic 8 Ball!
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Magic 8 ball: Is it true that cottonelle can hammer an 6 inch spike through a board with his penis? 8 Ball says, " Umm, Could you introduce me to this cottonelle...I need to investigate this further!" I'll have a word with him...I've been trying for three and a half years to get a demonstration, so good luck with that! p.s. at least take pictures for me, would ya? 
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WHY ME???????
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Home-made cherry crisp for everybody! and then we can throw rocks at him? Cotton, put the rocks down hun, we not gonna chunk rocks at him  hehehe...Phillip got in trouble, neener neener neener Mmmmm cherry crisp 
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WHY ME???????
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Mmmmm KitKat
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Topic:
WHY ME???????
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Mmmmm cheesecake.
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Magic 8 Ball!
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pfft...this magic 8 ball is broken. I really wanted to know!
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This ought to do it....
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damnit Quiet beat me to it.
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WHY ME???????
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Just lure him back with a dutch oven...
..sometimes they just need a warm affectionate reminder of the sweetness of your relationship. |
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maybe it was a current affairs class and they were demonstrating the Carradine position? 
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help me
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did you find a woman yet? I love that you are such a caring and compassionate man...always looking out for other peoples happiness... c'mere you! 
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Today's Feelings...
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At first I thought flighty would be a good word to describe my mood, but now I'm not so sure...
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u know.....?
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*sneaks in and tries to pinch Sal's cute lil ass*  Whew! Dodged that bullet... I mean, Good game Sal! Way to take one for the team! now Krups u know ur 'bobby' saves ur ass?  I have no clue who "Bobby" is but I don't shave my @ss....I gnaw the hair off myself. 
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I can't remember
Wow, I'm a crappy girlfriend. |
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