Your Mam is so Fat, when she stands in front of the thinning Mirror at the Circus, She is still Fat

Your mama is so ugly, she have Shaba Ranks, saying, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

I can lite it, give you a lighter,buy you a case of cigarettes, and put you on my insurance in case you get cancer from smoking

Your Mama is so Fat that the only time she could take a shower is during Hurricane Season

Your Mama is so Horny, that she put two Date Rape Pills in Her Drink when She went out on a Date

Man, you young Guys have too learn fast, that Love is opportunity for most woman. They sell you on this idea of love to get you too be wrapped up in only them. She knows she had you, and still has you. Your like Her little Puppet on Her string, while the other guy is Bangging Her Silly. The only way you should have any contact with her, is if you need practice for another girl. Thats what shes doing too you. If you cant just drop her cold turkey, just drop a load in her until you find someone else. If she wanted you she would do this to you. The best way too get back at her, is too make a life with people that are going to take you higer, and further than where you are now. Own your Balls, and learn how much power you really have

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Trust me. One day your Daughter will grow up, and your Ex wont be able too play these games. The only thing you can do too get your Daughter tooo see, and feel that you are a good dad, is too be consistant with the things you can control that concerns her. Sooner or later when she hears negative things about you, she will wonder, why isnt he that way with me. Your Ex will pay later. Send your Daughter some Flowers, or Ballons, with a card telling her, good luck at her new school, and that you love her. It always worked for me. Good Luck

What do they ask, when they only see a White Face?

Maybe we should just throw them away, just like we do everything else in this Country. What the Hell, they are all used up now. No one wants them. Their Family is too busy, the Government has no use for them. I say just lock them up, and maybe throw them some food, and water every now and then. When they die, just throw them in a hole. No one will miss them

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Only if you Total the other Car without any injuries Other wise you have too pay a $2000 deductible

Well i suggest you put it in thr washer when you are done

Does everyone have a Sock Monster in their Washer

Legal Road Rage You are allowed too Ram one Car per Year If you dont use it, it will carry over too the next Year

Who wouldnt eat off your plate

Do you think a Psychic could help you with your Love Woe's

Do you mind sharing your food with others at your table when you go out too eat, or do you prefer they eat what they ordered

Would that make a good impression for a first date

Who would you want too go into Space with. You can take up too five People