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Sat 06/27/09 08:47 PM




Damn, my 3, soon to be 5 isn't enough for yall? Well hell...


i'm better with the little ones....as long as they are hard thoughblushing


Define little?


more than a handful is a waste

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Depends on how big your hands are really.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:46 PM
Edited by Gumbyvs on Sat 06/27/09 08:46 PM

Well ya'll take care of them there Balls don't be dropping them or bouncing them around and no knocking the Balls together shshhs they does leave marks on the other Balls and at times make them fall into the hole...............hehehe:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I'm out of here have my granddaughter and she has informed me it was time to quit laughing and get off the computer for she was tired and ready to go to bed. shshshshs go figure noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

But I rather did enjoy talking about them there Balls rofl rofl waving


Sometimes they knock together, while being bounced on somebody else's lane, its unavoidable at times. And don't tell your granddaughter about my Balls, she just won't understand.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:44 PM


Damn, my 3, soon to be 5 isn't enough for yall? Well hell...


i'm better with the little ones....as long as they are hard thoughblushing


Define little?

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Sat 06/27/09 08:37 PM



we're picky chicks.. i.e. why we're single I guess...laugh laugh laugh


Among other reasons.


Well that and the fact that your BALLS weigh 16lbs, I mean really dude, that's just too much... laugh


I like them though!

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Sat 06/27/09 08:33 PM

we're picky chicks.. i.e. why we're single I guess...laugh laugh laugh


Among other reasons.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:32 PM
Anyone else find it funny that damn is fine, but Balls is filtered?

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Sat 06/27/09 08:31 PM
Damn, my 3, soon to be 5 isn't enough for yall? Well hell...

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Sat 06/27/09 08:18 PM



Depends if they're going down the same lane at the same time, cause the girl on the next lane kinda likes that.


I have never had 2 Balls at once


I've got a buddy that has 2 as well, we should go out sometime. drinker

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Sat 06/27/09 08:17 PM



do you have your name on your BALLS so no one else accidentally handles your BALLS?


No names on em, but anyone can handle them if they like.


if ANYONE can handle them, why are you so worried about them sliding down the wrong lane???laugh


Yellowrose was worried about that, not me!

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Sat 06/27/09 08:17 PM




whoa Hummmmmmmmmmm but are they colored BALLS? hehehe:laughing: :laughing:


careful Gumby....Kristi (I hear) likes to bang them bigsmile


Shshshs bang then bounce them roll them and toss them hehehehe ..............it's all in the way you handle them.bigsmile


that a true Texas woman would do laugh


Yall have to be gentle with my Balls, they're very important to me!

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Sat 06/27/09 08:16 PM







i've got a question for gumby about his BALLS - do you chalk up your hands or wear a glove before handling your BALLS? spock


Nope, all natural for me, though sometimes I there's a lot of oil on em.


helps with chafing.....so I'm told blushing


Helps with sliding as well. Down the right lane.


THAT does come in handy. don't want them going into someone else's lane.


Well, with enough oil on it, it'll slide down ANY lane.


but the guy in the next lane might not like it. it might collide with his Balls


Depends if they're going down the same lane at the same time, cause the girl on the next lane kinda likes that.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:15 PM

do you have your name on your BALLS so no one else accidentally handles your BALLS?


No names on em, but anyone can handle them if they like.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:15 PM

Wow bet it dents them if you hit the gutter with them or if you happen to drop one...........noway noway :laughing: :laughing:


Naw they're pretty durable, I mean hell, they're my ***** and they're built to last!

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Sat 06/27/09 08:13 PM





i've got a question for gumby about his BALLS - do you chalk up your hands or wear a glove before handling your BALLS? spock


Nope, all natural for me, though sometimes I there's a lot of oil on em.


helps with chafing.....so I'm told blushing


Helps with sliding as well. Down the right lane.


THAT does come in handy. don't want them going into someone else's lane.


Well, with enough oil on it, it'll slide down ANY lane.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:13 PM


I think they're black Bastet but for sure they're shiney... laugh laugh


laugh i saw that other thread and i was rolling, glad you made a special gumby's BALLS thread!! :wink: flowerforyou


Now two threads about my Balls, damn they're popular tonight!

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Sat 06/27/09 08:11 PM



i've got a question for gumby about his BALLS - do you chalk up your hands or wear a glove before handling your BALLS? spock


Nope, all natural for me, though sometimes I there's a lot of oil on em.


helps with chafing.....so I'm told blushing


Helps with sliding as well. Down the right lane.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:10 PM



i've got a question for gumby about his BALLS - do you chalk up your hands or wear a glove before handling your BALLS? spock


Nope, all natural for me, though sometimes there's a lot of oil on em.


i see. are your BALLS blue? spock




Right now they're, orangeish, brownish, and purpleish.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:07 PM
Edited by Gumbyvs on Sat 06/27/09 08:08 PM

i've got a question for gumby about his BALLS - do you chalk up your hands or wear a glove before handling your BALLS? spock


Nope, all natural for me, though sometimes there's a lot of oil on em.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:06 PM

Gumby...can I name them??? I got my stick laugh


Well I have 3 of them now, and I'll have 2 more pretty soon. So name em all if you like.

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Sat 06/27/09 08:04 PM
So proud that my Balls have a place to call their own now.

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