Community > Posts By > ImDavid

 
ImDavid's photo
Tue 07/26/22 12:14 PM
Yes, I like piรฑa coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne

ImDavid's photo
Mon 07/04/22 04:15 PM
There should be an award category for some of those "actors"... Lol

ImDavid's photo
Fri 05/20/22 11:29 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

ImDavid's photo
Wed 04/27/22 08:02 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!

You have won 50% an extended car warranty program!!

ImDavid's photo
Sat 02/26/22 04:54 PM
It's like tapping someone on the shoulder and letting them know you might be interested.

ImDavid's photo
Thu 02/24/22 01:54 PM
Dangerously Demented

ImDavid's photo
Sun 02/13/22 02:01 PM
Every single girl??

Are you sure you have that much time in your life?

ImDavid's photo
Fri 02/11/22 08:52 PM
The OP sounds like someone who has never been in a healthy relationship. More into himself than his partner.

ImDavid's photo
Fri 02/11/22 04:52 PM
Sort of like how the profile picture doesn't match the information of race and size.


ImDavid's photo
Sun 04/25/21 01:36 AM
Royalty

ImDavid's photo
Sat 03/13/21 12:17 PM

It is a 0. Good luck
Oh, come on. You know it's worth twice that!! rofl

ImDavid's photo
Tue 02/23/21 12:30 PM

Are there really two scoops of raisins in Raisin Bran?

Doesn't it seem like the scoops get smaller each year?

ImDavid's photo
Mon 02/15/21 09:30 PM
It's only illegal if you get caught. :wink:

We have many festivals here where I live. It happens more than you think. Mostly oral because it makes for a quick get away.... Lol

ImDavid's photo
Fri 02/12/21 10:41 PM
I don't there is a ever a good reason to forgive someone who cheats.

ImDavid's photo
Wed 02/10/21 03:16 PM
Ah, yes.... a "good" Christian who is not practicing the message of patience and understanding of those who are not of the same faith and belief. Nothing like selective Christianity to show who someone really is.

And what exactly is a "good Christian"? If someone doesn't have the same faith and beliefs, but still follows the Word of Christ, does that make them a "mediocre" Christian and not deserving?

Religion is as dangerous as politics.....

ImDavid's photo
Wed 01/27/21 11:26 PM
14 minutes?? Such an amateur.....

ImDavid's photo
Sat 01/23/21 01:26 AM
A guy met a girl at a bar and they hit it off really well (thanks to the alcohol).

They go back to the guy's apartment and things started to get a little hot and heavy. He's making his move. They remove their clothes, and start fooling around a little more.

As the guy is trying to have sex with her, she says; "No, don't do that. Don't please. We just met. If anything, you can put only the tip in." So the guy agrees and does as requested.

Well, a little while into it, the guy can't stand it anymore and goes right ahead and goes all the way in. He's really getting into it and working up a sweat.

The girl says; "Oh my God, I'm feeling so good. Please, put it all in!!"

The guy, disappointed, tells her; "No. No. A deal's a deal!"

ImDavid's photo
Fri 08/28/20 04:47 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Let's make everything political!!! Bless your heart.

ImDavid's photo
Mon 08/24/20 01:01 AM
I'm right in the heart of both of them. I'm staying. I have never left.

ImDavid's photo
Thu 08/06/20 03:23 PM
So you are saying, that you as a layperson, should be believed more than science and photographic proof?
Facts are proof. You only offer opinion and hyperbole.
If the lens of a camera is triangle, the shape of the object being photographed will not be triangular. If so, by your theory, everyone building that has ever been photographed would be round. As we know by physical proof and actually contact, that isn't so.
But all in all, if it makes you happy thinking the world is flat, you do you. Just be careful when approaching the edge that you don't fall off!!! :smile: :smile:

2 4 5 6 7 8 9 24 25