Men do have a term. We call our bad days "down" days! Unlike women, we're not talking about "feelings" when we're "down" either!

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested in condoms, but he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and then said, "One that will fit a Camel!"

Isn't that a song from the broadway musical "CATS"?!

Many guys won't tolerate this behavior. Only wusses like the guy you describe. As soon as the gf opened her mouth, he should have turned away from her and gone out the door with the tipsy one from high school!

Yeah, those sunglasses will do.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

Yes, dammit. I brushed my teeth today!

(oops, to slow on that one)

I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel
this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last
night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and
what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations,
you lay on my naked body. You sensed my indifference, so you applied your
hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me
crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint
marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you. Tonight
I will remain awake waiting for you...

....you f***ing mosquito.

HmMm, maYbe thEy're reaLly attraCted to hOw yoU uSe yoUr caPs keY!

Gee, I wonder which party has controlled the Senate for the past two years and has done nothing, just like the party that controlled it before them! Americans just haven't quite gotten it yet! The Republicrats are ALL bought and paid for by the corporations and it's the corporations that run this country, not the citizens.

We ARE a Capitalist society, not a Democratic one!

Facts? It's all political rhetoric from both sides. "Facts" are all a matter of perception and based upon ones own reality. They can be skewed and distorted so that none are true nor are any false. Like anyone is changing anyone else's mind with all these political hack posts. Give me a break! People just like to hear themselves talk, or should I say; read what they write.

In the end, no matter which Republicrat gets in, nothing will have changed and everyone will be on here four years from now, back at it again.

Moonlight, who are you trying to kid? You're sizzlin' hot!

Ahh, you had to have seen the movie "Logan's Run" to understand that!

Eliminate everyone age 30 years and older!

It's because last night everyone was out on a date and this morning they are all recovering from those dates!

Bring back Joe Montana!

Whew! That has to be a relief! Congrats!

I haven't quite made my mind up, but it's between Ventura (as a write-in) or Nader (who is now on many ballots nation-wide).

I hear what you are saying. The link below the home page for www.herpes.com I certainly don't believe that all of the herpes info sites on the net are wrong.

A quote from this page:

"Genital herpes is usually transmitted by sexual intercourse. Direct inoculation of virus occurs through contact with infected secretions or mucosal surfaces. Orogenital contact with a partner with type 1 herpes labialis can also result in genital herpes. Asymptomatic shedding of HSV is the most common mode of transmission of genital herpes infection. It is estimated that more than half of the HSV-2 genital infections are asymptomatic."

Also:

"It is possible for a person to contract genital herpes if the partner with oral herpes performs oral sex. Oral herpes can be transmitted to the genitals, and vice versa. Symptoms are similar."

http://www.herpes.com/genitalinfo.shtml


If herpes.com (and the several other sites that are all in agreement about how herpes spreads) is wrong, I think that you should take it up with them. As far as I'm concerned, I won't put myself at risk and neither should anyone else.

Read the above I posted from STDWeb. You may not have been exposed in the womb, but you are still at risk to catch it from someone who has it. No one is completely immune (carrying herpes anti-bodies is not immunity) from it and their is no cure. How do you account for 1 out of 4 Americans currently having genital herpes with the figures sky-rocketing?