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Thu 03/19/09 07:57 AM


This goes along with my post about over selling but I thought it was good.love

Keep in mind I am not being negative as I have so much fun in the forums.. But I do delete alot of lurkers and hopefully everyone on here knows to be careful....

According to Scientific American Magazine, more than 90% of loved starved people lie in their online dating profiles. Here are the top 10 lies.

1. As the CEO of a successful Internet startup, I enjoy the finer things in life. translation=(As a founder of a barely-there mail order buisness, I enjoy spending every second of my time on the internet, watching porn, gambling and living vicariosly.)

2. I just got out of a long relationship so Im mostly looking for friends right now. translation=(hAVING JUST ESCAPED A BITTER, YEARS-LONG ROMANTIC BATTLE, i CANT WAIT FOR A CASUAL FLING now to help me temporarily forget my misery.)

3.I cant wait to meet you.

4. Im not big on playing games

5.I make more than 250 grand a year..

6 Im sensitive, smart and funny

7. My interests include good wine, music and fine dining

8. I am 29

9. Im tall dark and handsome

10. women 20-35.. Im slim and petite

Im sure you have all had your taste of this...be seeing you!flowerforyou


p.s........ I do have friends that have also met and married online too ... I like to see the happy endings...love flowerforyou love

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Thu 03/19/09 07:55 AM

This goes along with my post about over selling but I thought it was good.love

Keep in mind I am not being negative as I have so much fun in the forums.. But I do delete alot of lurkers and hopefully everyone on here knows to be careful....

According to Scientific American Magazine, more than 90% of loved starved people lie in their online dating profiles. Here are the top 10 lies.

1. As the CEO of a successful Internet startup, I enjoy the finer things in life. translation=(As a founder of a barely-there mail order buisness, I enjoy spending every second of my time on the internet, watching porn, gambling and living vicariosly.)

2. I just got out of a long relationship so Im mostly looking for friends right now. translation=(hAVING JUST ESCAPED A BITTER, YEARS-LONG ROMANTIC BATTLE, i CANT WAIT FOR A CASUAL FLING now to help me temporarily forget my misery.)

3.I cant wait to meet you.

4. Im not big on playing games

5.I make more than 250 grand a year..

6 Im sensitive, smart and funny

7. My interests include good wine, music and fine dining

8. I am 29

9. Im tall dark and handsome

10. women 20-35.. Im slim and petite

Im sure you have all had your taste of this...be seeing you!flowerforyou

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Thu 03/19/09 07:39 AM

each day ??????love :heart: love :heart:

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Thu 03/19/09 07:38 AM

feelings out easily ?

feelings that are hidden and repressed and disturbing you.


Good Morning everyone flowerforyou

I say it like it is.. Yes sometimes I wish I would of waited longer...but mostly Im a pretty open person..flowerforyou

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Thu 03/19/09 07:34 AM

Most people forget to read the fine print...

or believe the photo!! got any change???love love

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Thu 03/19/09 07:32 AM



....of kindness? If so, how often?

I gave a homeless man some cookies and a Mt. Dew in Spokane. You can get fined for giving them money. He teared up and thanked me profusely. Gave me a real boost to my day!

Yes I know we all do...
I am sorry I missed what ever was delete in theis thread but I know the op was not bragging or seeking attention!
Some people are ruid and complain about the topics but they do not post alot of topics themselves.
The bible says do your good deeds privatly as to not draw attention to yourself.. but that is not what the op was doing,
I do the deeds because it makes me feel good to do for others.. Thats why we all do it...
Happy Thursday to all!flowers flowers flowers

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Thu 03/19/09 04:20 AM

love with the intensity of the sun


treat her like the only person you will ever love



slow dance the night away


make love as if you will never love again







flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers

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Thu 03/19/09 04:18 AM
Edited by lovethelord on Thu 03/19/09 04:18 AM

my kids!!!biggrin

me too!! The minute my daughter was born I cried tears of joy :smile: and pain!

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Thu 03/19/09 04:17 AM

She was bringing me a frosty 12 pack (bottles)

with a slip and a trip...the beer smashed to the sidewalk....after licking the sidewalk franticaly for a couple of minutes...I realized the true depth of loss...and I wept.
rofl flowers he he he

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Thu 03/19/09 04:15 AM
:
I've never received one, perhaps I should be upset about that? laugh

you will sweety!!!
you will your young... look forward to it!flowers smitten flowers smitten

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Thu 03/19/09 04:12 AM



online...

because they don't have to be accountable for their claims?????:wink:


I don't know about others but I do not. I don't feel the urge to embellish. Either folks like me or they don't.:wink: bigsmile
flowerforyou

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Wed 03/18/09 06:48 PM
rofl rofl

does gratuitous sex mean we have to leave a tip? :smile:

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Wed 03/18/09 06:47 PM

...others perceive you to be?


Yes but my wild side is reserved for my closest friends....love love love love

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Wed 03/18/09 06:38 PM

Do it doggystyle..At least three times a week:banana:

woof.. woof... woof...:wink:

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Wed 03/18/09 06:37 PM


POOP in the neighbors yard....laugh

I would like to ask you for your photo...:laughing: shocked

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Wed 03/18/09 06:36 PM




LOOKING FOR COUNTRY GIRL OR WOMEN SUPER MODELS........

You think you're going to find super models on a singles site laugh

Really, good luck!rofl

Btw, nothing against any of you ladies, but if any of you are super models you have to have some BIG personality issues to be single.

or we are just tired of superficial idiots... not you of course.....

i wasn't trying to be mean or anything, i was just saying that most super models are already taken, because of the fact they are super models. i wouldn't imagine super models needing to come on to a site like this to find a relationship that they like.

no I know.. but some of us are just here for friends and fun in the forums.. its cool....

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Wed 03/18/09 06:34 PM

I wanted to live in NYC and be a clarinet player.
cool.....:banana: flowerforyou :banana:

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Wed 03/18/09 06:32 PM

Lets make a list....

1. Kiss slowly
2. love truly
3. laugh uncontrollably
4. never regret anything that made you smile
5. take risks
6. make love in the rain
7. ____________________________________________-add to the list...love :heart: love :heart:

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Wed 03/18/09 06:28 PM

my kids!!!biggrin

flowers smitten flowers

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Wed 03/18/09 06:25 PM

Drug dealer...success.

At least I aimed realistically.smokin

I love you you are so funny...laugh :heart: :wink:

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