got pulled for speeding what excuse would you give the cop?

None, I'd just get it over with as fast as possible. I don't need to waste any more time.

"my wife left me, thought you were trying to bring her back"

I usually go with...Ooops! Was I speeding AGAIN! JK

women don't need excuses....just big smiles and boobie

I wouldn't do anything except tell the truth. The number 1 things cops hate when they pull you over is when you lie or make lame excuses.

I had the kids in the car and i told the cop my 2 year old was sick and i was afraid she was gonna puke would he like to clean it up?............he let me go........LOL

i'm sorry officer i need to do number 2.

Courious?? FIgured i could offer a Bj next time I get pulled over I atleast I wouldnt be paying a 245 ticket Seriously I couldn't but always wanted too..

I actually told an officer that I was about to pee myself and lived just two blocks away. Asked him if we couldn't just do this thing at my house. He let me go.

dude

I don't know...it's never happened to me.
My sister has said she is on her way home to use the bathroom and that works.

i'd tell him i charge a million bux fer my autograph...

I can't resist this one...Sir , you look like an Officer and I wonder what made you post this...My answer is what should be done. and please correct me if i am wrong...first there is no obligation to answer that question when stopped unless your lawyer is with you advising you to give an answer..second the word limit is used on all signs which means more than your excuse...there is according to law no excuse for speeding...
I suggest you hand him your id and sign on the dotted line and say thank you...He is after all doing you a favor..speed kills on public roads and you would be upset if your child were hurt by an out of control speeding car..with no enforcement there would be chaos on the road..which do you prefer? He is only doing his job and the excuses are a dime a dozen which means nothing to anyone who does not drive up and see the aftermath of speeding on a regular basis..he does and I respect that enough to not speed , get caught and waste his time with my measely excuse...he may have slowed you down enough to not be in a wreck you would have been involved in had you continued speeding...we never know..thank him again and be only mad at yourself ...

shawn, you made me laugh out loud..thanks....

I agree with lame excuses......but they will let you go for creativity.

next time you get stopped slide over to the passenger seat.....when he gets up to the car just tell him "I dont know officer he was here a minute ago" dont worry about it they make everyone lay on the ground, take blood tests, go in for psyche evals and such........gaurantee you wont get a ticket !!!!