The Greatest Lies Ever Told:


1.The check's in the mail.
2.I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
3.I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
4.I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
5.I've never been this drunk before.
6.I'll never get this drunk again.
7.I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax.
8.Now we're even.
9.I'm fine.
10.We found and fixed the last bug!
11.The software will ship on schedule.
12.It was as simple as that.
13.It's all your fault!
14.I love you
15.You don't need to use a condom; I'm on the Pill.
16.I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested
negative for STDs.
17.A representative of the government says...
18.We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon.
19.Operator, my calling card number is...
20.You look like you haven't aged a day.
21.No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
22.This is what it will cost to repair your car.
23.If elected, I promise...
24.You're going to love working here.
25.I don't know what you're talking about.
26.Nine out of ten people surveyed said...
27.Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you
shortly.
28.I'll only take a minute of your time.
29.Our cellular phones will give you more freedom...
30.100% compatible with your existing equipment.
31.!!Make Money Fast!!
32.Lose all the weight you want!
33.I'm being totally unbiased.
34.I promise I'll pull out in time.
35.With all due respect...
36.For your convenience...
37.In order to serve you better...
38.I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
39.I'll call you.
40.I never meant to mislead you.
41.My wife/husband is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just
doesn't want to know about it.
42.I'm not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think
things through.
43.This will only hurt a little.
44.This will hurt me more than it does you.
45.I'm doing this for your own good.
46.It's only for a little while...
47.I didn't mean any harm.
48.Oh well, no harm done...
49.It was an accident.
50.I didn't do it.
51.I don't know who did it.
52.We are experiencing a peak level of call volume...
53.Free Adult XXX Web Site!!!
54.No obligation!
55.You may already be a winner!
56.This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
57.I know it's none of my business...
58.I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
59.This should be easy.
60.To speak to a representative, press "9".
61.It's nothing personal.
62.This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
63.I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
64.New and Improved!
65.Trust me.
66.That was special.

Know THATS!!!! some free time.

Those are good


Number 27 annoys me so much. I sat on hold with a goverment agency for
three hours listening to that message. I wanted to hang up so bad but I
knew I couldn't.

Nahcopied & pasted

#24 You're going to love working here,,, This one piss's me off I was
told this Eleven years ago, and was let go from my position 4 weeks
ago,,,,,,,

Awww Mom sorry to hear that (((Mom)))

But at least it gives you time to pack and get other things in order.

(((((Whisper)))))
It turned out to be the most incredible moment of my life,,, for if that
did not happen and i did not come on to this site, i would not have met
Terry,,, So cheers to being let go from your Job

You forgot:
This won't hurt at all.
I only had one officer.
No dad, I don't have any homework.
I'll be at Johnny's

that was good kevin...real good
tonya

and the famous Trust me

not sure if they will bleep this out or not... but my fav is



Its just a little prick!

how about...


this might smart a bit....