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Cover Your Eyes! Verne Troyer's Got a Sex Tape! Thursday June 26, 2008 Does everyone –- and I mean everyone –- have a sex tape of themselves on the Internet, except perhaps my wife? Thanks to the sleuths at TMZ we now find Verne “Mini Me” Troyer has an Internet sex tape. So, brace yourself for Mini-Me’s Mini-Me to be on public display, though the most we see in this snippet is an arching tongue. But isn’t that really enough? Troyer might not seem like he has much in common with Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson or Kim Kardashian. But let’s face it: all these Internet sex tape "stars" are the same. They’re all more famous for their body than their talent -- and when it strikes 14:59 on their 15 minutes of fame, they clock seems to be reset when a third party or disgruntled ex has caught them on film in flagrante delicto (and I’m using the Latin term to be polite). Anyone who has seen Mike Meyers’ “The Love Guru” knows Troyer’s career is running out of options, and surely that bomb has less box office potential than Mr. Me's Mini. How sad. http://weirdnews.about.com/ |
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hes hung like a donkey...a little tiny one
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OMG!!
 
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Vern Troyer has a penis?
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More trash to feed roaches!!
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I saw this on Perez Hilton ... soooooo funny . I saw a clip and it's just really awkward .
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This is one of those things that when it comes out, you know you want to watch it, but when you do, afterwards you feel like you have to take a shower.
I only saw a clip of it and I felt like I watched some kind of german beastiality S&M porn. It just felt wrong. |
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Cover Your Eyes! Verne Troyer's Got a Sex Tape! Thursday June 26, 2008 Does everyone –- and I mean everyone –- have a sex tape of themselves on the Internet, except perhaps my wife? Thanks to the sleuths at TMZ we now find Verne “Mini Me” Troyer has an Internet sex tape. So, brace yourself for Mini-Me’s Mini-Me to be on public display, though the most we see in this snippet is an arching tongue. But isn’t that really enough? Troyer might not seem like he has much in common with Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson or Kim Kardashian. But let’s face it: all these Internet sex tape "stars" are the same. They’re all more famous for their body than their talent -- and when it strikes 14:59 on their 15 minutes of fame, they clock seems to be reset when a third party or disgruntled ex has caught them on film in flagrante delicto (and I’m using the Latin term to be polite). Anyone who has seen Mike Meyers’ “The Love Guru” knows Troyer’s career is running out of options, and surely that bomb has less box office potential than Mr. Me's Mini. How sad. http://weirdnews.about.com/ Gee... whadda surprise. It seems that the ONLY way for a fading pseudo-celeb to keep clawing for what's left of his/her fifteen milliseconds of fame is to churn out an "unauthorized" sex tape. Pamela Anderson. Kim Kardashian. Paris Hilton. Ex pro-wrestler "Chyna". And now ol' Mini-Me himself. Who's next on the "oopsie... some has seems to have released an unauthorized sex tape of mine!!!" list? Rosie O'Donnell? Donald Trump? Rosie O'Donnell WITH Donald Trump? Barbara Walters? Abe Vigoda? The list is simply staggering in proportion. |
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This is one of those things that when it comes out, you know you want to watch it, but when you do, afterwards you feel like you have to take a shower. I only saw a clip of it and I felt like I watched some kind of german beastiality S&M porn. It just felt wrong. 
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Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE!
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I want one of those "I
 Midget Porn" T-shirts for church group outings...
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I want one of those "I Midget Porn" T-shirts for church group outings... I think I have seen those before
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Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape 
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Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape  Im saving my money for the msmyka sex tape
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Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape Im saving my money for the msmyka sex tape Hahaha whoaaaa there. I'm not a show and tell kind of girl.
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Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape Im saving my money for the msmyka sex tape Hahaha whoaaaa there. I'm not a show and tell kind of girl.  what a shame
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Man I don't care WHAT you all say! Everyone MUST see a midget pron for once in their life, at least ONCE! I think I'm still going to have to PASS on the Troyer sex tape Awe, c'mon. You gotta see a midget porn once though. It is the funniest thing since the president's speeches. |
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That is very disturbing and I only saw what they showed on TMZ, man how that girl could allow that to be taped is beyond me.
A struggling actress who had to pretend to be having a good time. EEK. |
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