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What are some of the funniest answering machine messages that you have heard? Or even ones that you have not heard.
This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call |
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Friends of mine had one of them arguing over who was going to record the message...suddenly he asks..."what are you doing with that pan?"....you hear a loud clunk...then she says..."hi, Tom's out right now but if you would like to leave a message......it was pretty cute
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In a customer service position, I was constantly having to leave messages for clients.
The ones that come to mind as memorable were: 1) Where one made it sound like a murder was occuring in their house 2) Where one made it sound like they were in the middle of an orgy. |
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I enjoy the religious zealots, where they read from the Bible and talk about hell and damnation, then at the end say, "Have a blessed day!"
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"City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em"
"Joe's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em" |
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I liked the one where the little kid was talking, saying "Mommy and Daddy are kissing right now, leave a message". It was cute.
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My dad has his computer full of funny A/M messages....
"looks like we got ourselves a sitiation here. As I see it, you have one o' two choices....you can leave 'em a message, or you can hang up the phone and risk getting yo'ass whipped." In a John wayne sounding country voice... |
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Hello? Hello. Hello! Is anybody there? Well, there's nobody here, so you'll have to leave a message.
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what about the one that the person pretends (pauses) long enough to have the caller think they are having an actual conversation...
 the one where the a/m message goes - this machine is pretty messed up, something wrong with the volume, so please yell your information and I'll call you right back. |
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