NEW RETIREMENT PLAN
(been around-but still cute)

IF you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago. It would now be worth $49.00.
WITH Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
WITH WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
IF you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
IF you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
BUT, IF YOU HAD PURCHASED $1,000.00 worth of beer, then turned in the cans for aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT ADVICE IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE.
THIS IS CALLED THE 401-KEG PLAN PLAN

lol funny but true

That's to funny

Good one poly

Great one girly Don't make me laugh! My gut herts.
But that one was worth it come see me when ever you wish!Dear Santa keep Poly laughing!, amd happy!
Year long my wishes for you!Bj/Aka,Koolaid 10/5/08,

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