Topic: have any of you seen her?
Ruth34611's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:08 AM



I've seen her, but she looks a lot different now. Life has changed her a bit. Her hair isn't as long as it used to be, and it's graying just a bit. She's not as slim as she used to be in her younger years, but she's average and when she looks in the mirror, she thinks she is beautiful. She still wears her jeans, but knows how and when to dress it up. And although she smiles, life has thrown her some curve balls, which causes her to have moments of sadness. But her eyes still light up her face when she does smile. She's been looking for you too. But she knows that she doesn't need to look that hard, for when the time is right for you to enter her life, it will happen.


So just be patient and stop looking for her. She'll be there when she's ready.flowerforyou



That was beautiful!!!!flowerforyou flowerforyou


Thank you Missy flowerforyou flowerforyou






You know, as much as I appreciate what every one said about what I wrote....well I finally took a look at the profile....had I known then what I know now, I would have never wrote such heartfelt words. Seems now like it was wasted on someone just looking for an "extra". I guess that's what I get for assuming that he was a one woman man.frustrated frustrated frustrated


Nope, not wasted. we all really appreciated it even though it was of no use to the op.

Ruth34611's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:08 AM


couple minor updates you MAY want to make to this particular profile..

first are you 5'7 or 5'8.. it said two diferent things in there.

second..
do you have 10,000 acres? cuz that is MUCH more apealing that a minor 5.. my parents have 23.. so 5 is a drop in the bucket to some of us..

one more thing.. REQUIRING that someone has a career, but ALSO that she be able to move.. is a bit contracidtary.. you may want to say that she has the ABILITY to have a good career, and the DRIVE to achieve it..

oh and you spelled employed wrong at the end of the proflie..


good grief! hold on while i run over there and change some things! i'll be right back!


Yeah, go back and fix your lies quick.

izzie's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:09 AM
ok ladies. you know that it is a rare occasion that i will say this..

hes baiting you and you are SO much beter than that..

not worth this slime.... walk away now..

MISSY... this means you!
:tongue:

MsCarmen's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:09 AM



are you kidding? i am not going to marry all those women! i'm only married to one and it will stay that way. and i'm not allowing any pigs on my ranch!


So they don't marry you, they just have sex with you. Is that it?


nope, no sex...they just do all the work while i sit back and have a beer or two.


Geez, you really know how to pour on the charm!!!noway noway noway noway noway noway noway

libraleo's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:09 AM




are you kidding? i am not going to marry all those women! i'm only married to one and it will stay that way. and i'm not allowing any pigs on my ranch!


So they don't marry you, they just have sex with you. Is that it?


nope, no sex...they just do all the work while i sit back and have a beer or two.


then what difference does it make if they are jealous or possessive? Or what they look like?

it makes a hell of a difference, i have to look at them all day. i need eye candy!

missy51970's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:09 AM
Its getting harder and harder to bite my lip in here.. maybe its time I scuse myself to another room!!! :wink:

missy51970's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:10 AM





are you kidding? i am not going to marry all those women! i'm only married to one and it will stay that way. and i'm not allowing any pigs on my ranch!


So they don't marry you, they just have sex with you. Is that it?


nope, no sex...they just do all the work while i sit back and have a beer or two.


then what difference does it make if they are jealous or possessive? Or what they look like?

it makes a hell of a difference, i have to look at them all day. i need eye candy!


Oh good grief.. lets see how long til your acct is deleted by admin..


no photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:10 AM
oooooooo I can't wait! If he redoes his profile maybe we will change our minds!

What do I wear when I cut his grass?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Ruth34611's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:10 AM





are you kidding? i am not going to marry all those women! i'm only married to one and it will stay that way. and i'm not allowing any pigs on my ranch!


So they don't marry you, they just have sex with you. Is that it?


nope, no sex...they just do all the work while i sit back and have a beer or two.


then what difference does it make if they are jealous or possessive? Or what they look like?

it makes a hell of a difference, i have to look at them all day. i need eye candy!


Me too. Where's my cabana boys? (Thanks for reality check Izzie) laugh

izzie's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:11 AM
ONE last thing..

the hair color.. its grey.. say it with me GREY... NOT salt and peper..

the term salt and peper implies that there is some color other than grey in it...

trust me.. its grey...

thats all..


couple minor updates you MAY want to make to this particular profile..

first are you 5'7 or 5'8.. it said two diferent things in there.

second..
do you have 10,000 acres? cuz that is MUCH more apealing that a minor 5.. my parents have 23.. so 5 is a drop in the bucket to some of us..

one more thing.. REQUIRING that someone has a career, but ALSO that she be able to move.. is a bit contracidtary.. you may want to say that she has the ABILITY to have a good career, and the DRIVE to achieve it..

oh and you spelled employed wrong at the end of the proflie..


good grief! hold on while i run over there and change some things! i'll be right back!

no photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:12 AM
Missy,I was beautiful I saw his profile before I read it though.

PATSFAN's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:12 AM
:cry: Help me find this woman , she had a pulse:cry:

Peekinin's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:12 AM






are you kidding? i am not going to marry all those women! i'm only married to one and it will stay that way. and i'm not allowing any pigs on my ranch!


So they don't marry you, they just have sex with you. Is that it?


nope, no sex...they just do all the work while i sit back and have a beer or two.


then what difference does it make if they are jealous or possessive? Or what they look like?

it makes a hell of a difference, i have to look at them all day. i need eye candy!


Me too. Where's my cabana boys? (Thanks for reality check Izzie) laugh


:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

ya,,but we don't want one that will do all the "ca ca"grumble grumble noway noway

izzie's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:12 AM
any time.... it was a bit odd for me to do.. usualy im the one seeing red at the pigisms. lol






are you kidding? i am not going to marry all those women! i'm only married to one and it will stay that way. and i'm not allowing any pigs on my ranch!


So they don't marry you, they just have sex with you. Is that it?


nope, no sex...they just do all the work while i sit back and have a beer or two.


then what difference does it make if they are jealous or possessive? Or what they look like?

it makes a hell of a difference, i have to look at them all day. i need eye candy!


Me too. Where's my cabana boys? (Thanks for reality check Izzie) laugh

missy51970's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:12 AM

oooooooo I can't wait! If he redoes his profile maybe we will change our minds!

What do I wear when I cut his grass?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


I was thinking cutoffs and a tube top.. maybe some bright red lipstick.. the kind that stains your lips for days..
sick

no photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:13 AM

oooooooo I can't wait! If he redoes his profile maybe we will change our minds!

What do I wear when I cut his grass?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl





It had better be something sexy; he needs "eye candy"


<---------------sick had enough of this---leaving

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Mon 10/13/08 11:13 AM

Well I'm not applying because I refuse to wear the matching sweater at christmas time!




:wink:


I can't believe my good joke was wasted!!!! Nobody but me noticed the matching sweaters????? C'mon gals, you know you want to wear one!!!

MsCarmen's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:13 AM

ok ladies. you know that it is a rare occasion that i will say this..

hes baiting you and you are SO much beter than that..

not worth this slime.... walk away now..

MISSY... this means you!
:tongue:


You are right Izzie flowerforyou , I am so out!

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:14 AM
offtopic Okay I would suggest if you don't have some thing to add to the Topic in hand with out attacking then it is time to move on.

Please remember the site rules. At times it is best to move on then to end up in and argument that in the end will cause you to break the site rules.

Thank You
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Kristi

missy51970's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:14 AM

ok ladies. you know that it is a rare occasion that i will say this..

hes baiting you and you are SO much beter than that..

not worth this slime.... walk away now..

MISSY... this means you!
:tongue:



lmfao...you are right my dear and on that note.. i love you Izzie..

Im out!!