Chicken McNugget -- my favorite....!

I havent heard of him, is he an American actor? What programme is he in?

in your lifetime?

I reckon i must have devoured at least a thousand chickens, maybe several thousand.

Why did the chicken cross the road????-To run like hell away from Dan (it would seem)

The real question is how many chickens have you NOT eaten....?

I was just wondering.. what do they do with chickens rectums?

I mean.. you know what mechanised food processing is like, and nothing goes to waste in those places.. so I ask in genuine curiosity; what do they put chickens bums in?

Do they mince them and put them in Chicken pate?

Overcook them and sell them as "squid-rings"?

The mind boggles.. I think i'll start my own chicken farm and when they're ripe for eating, i'll just throw away the unmentionable, anatomical parts.

Do eggs count? Because I'm making an egg sandwich right this second. If so, then it's however many plus 1.

Im not sure that eggs do count, if they do i am well into 5 figures.

Only if fertilized. You got a big c**k there do ya?

Eating an egg is technically aborting a chicken, therefore depriving the aborted chicken of the right to be eaten by anyone.

In my humble opinion and equally humble knowledge of mathematics and chickens, I submit that eating an egg should be factored into the "How many chickens have you eaten?" equation as -1; ie- exactly 1 egg eaten would negate exactly 1 chicken eaten. [potentially; the probability that the egg would hatch; live a short and crappy life; then be eaten by humans is closer to 93.264%]

In summary: all you people who have guesstimated how many chickens you've eaten, should now have to guesstimate how many eggs you've eaten, then subtract your eggs-eaten estimate from your chickens-eaten estimate. Or vice versa if you've eaten more eggs than chickens.

And you egg eaters.. did it ever cross your mind, as you devoured that poached egg on hot buttered toast, or Spanish omelette, that for every single egg they contained, you deprived one chicken of it's birth right to be consumed by humans?
No, I didn't think so.. somebody has some soul searching to do..

Don't even get me started on Chicken-Mayo baked potatoes.

Whoa Dan is that you shaved? Damn. You look very nice there!

Eating an egg is technically aborting a chicken, therefore depriving the aborted chicken of the right to be eaten by anyone.

In my humble opinion and equally humble knowledge of mathematics and chickens, I submit that eating an egg should be factored into the "How many chickens have you eaten?" equation as -1; ie- exactly 1 egg eaten would negate exactly 1 chicken eaten. [potentially; the probability that the egg would hatch; live a short and crappy life; then be eaten by humans is closer to 93.264%]

In summary: all you people who have guesstimated how many chickens you've eaten, should now have to guesstimate how many eggs you've eaten, then subtract your eggs-eaten estimate from your chickens-eaten estimate. Or vice versa if you've eaten more eggs than chickens.

And you egg eaters.. did it ever cross your mind, as you devoured that poached egg on hot buttered toast, or Spanish omelette, that for every single egg they contained, you deprived one chicken of it's birth right of a short, cramped, crappy existence, then slaughter for human consumption?
No, I didn't think so.. somebody has some soul searching to do..

Don't even get me started on Chicken-Mayo baked potatoes.