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I would like to announce the birth of my new kidney stone. Born last night and weighing in at 22 pounds, the size of a microwave oven. I was in labor for about 16 hours until the little bundle of joy "popped" out around 2:30 this morning. Not confirmed yet but there is a possibility of twins. If this is true I should give birth sometime later this morning.
 
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 omg.....you made history..first real man to give birth
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ouch!
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Have you named it yet?
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Are you serious? A 22 pound kidney stone? That would have to be bigger than the kidney itself! Would it still function stretched out around that stone? A tiny one causes horrendous pain. I don't even want to imagine this.
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 man that had to hurt
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Have you named it yet? Oh yes I gave it a first and middle name ..."Son Of a B!tch, Sh!T" |
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Congratulations
 I think, and I feel for you.
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Where are the cigars?
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((((MBD))))
they say you forget the pain once you see the little face.. is this so??? 
*technically he's the second man - first naturally born male to give birth, but other transgendered man gave birth to a baby not a kidney stone 
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SARAH PALINS A GRANDMA TOO...........
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Did the doctor spank it when it was born?
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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........
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lol
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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........
I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. |
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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........
I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... |
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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........
I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... If he lived close and I could find him... I'd go to his house and cut his cable and phone lines. That would buy us another day or two.  
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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........
I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... If he lived close and I could find him... I'd go to his house and cut his cable and phone lines. That would buy us another day or two.
HEY IM WIRELESS
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