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I have to write a compare and contrast paper. I'm pretty set that I want to write about pooping at home compared to pooping in public. Any funny stories, thoughts, or opinions?
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Sounds like you have it under control....
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I never poop in public. I just don't like getting that intimate with public places.
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which class is that for?
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Poopity poop poop.
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which class is that for? |
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Ask a pidgeon...
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Once somebody took a dump in a display toilet at Lowes.
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whenever i poo in public i always wait for the bathroom to be empty. I guess im the shy pooper. Hope that little tidbit helps your paper.
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All I can say is they both stink. Only one gets flushed and the other gets buried. The difference between the two is the cling-on from public squatting versus the toilet for the butt cheeks spread more. Railroad tracks still exist from lack of wiping and toilet paper for one and leaves for the other. Guess getting it on the hands is optional.
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What about crapping in the woods...is that public or private?
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All I can say is they both stink. Only one gets flushed and the other gets buried. The difference between the two is the cling-on from public squatting versus the toilet for the butt cheeks spread more. Railroad tracks still exist from lack of wiping and toilet paper for one and leaves for the other. Guess getting it on the hands is optional. That much info could turn into a PhD dissertation... 
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2 words for your paper--Courtesy Flush! lol
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Edited by
7z3r05
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Fri 02/06/09 07:42 PM
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if you dont like backsplash you should nest the toilet bowl before doing ur business. this can be done by tossing a good amount of toilet paper in beforehand. i do not reccomend doing this at home because clogging may occur.
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if you dont like backsplash you should nest the toilet bowl before doing ur business. this can be done by tossing a good amount of toilet paper in beforehand. i do not reccomend doing this at home because clogging may occur. |
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What about crapping in the woods...is that public or private? Soooo...if you crap in the woods & there's nobody around to hear it...does it still make a sound? |
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What about crapping in the woods...is that public or private? Soooo...if you crap in the woods & there's nobody around to hear it...does it still make a sound? |
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What about crapping in the woods...is that public or private? Soooo...if you crap in the woods & there's nobody around to hear it...does it still make a sound? ..and the squirrels, birds, deers.... even bears...they would smell it too, I'd refrain taking a dump where there are grizzlies. |
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If ya gotta go...ya gotta go....the only difference for me...if I know anyone is around, I do the Tarzan yell...just to get them to back off...unless I had Jalapenos...then I just do the crying and whimpering thing while pleading for someone to hold my hand...that also makes them back off......
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funny story I had a friend go to a frat party,She had to take a crap real bad,so she went to the bathroom.She said she crapped a log,and couldn't get it to flush,and there was a line of people waiting to get in,so she couldn't just leave it.Everyone would know it was her,so she reaches in,grabs the turd,opens the window and flings the turd out.
 TRUE STORY
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