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wow, boxing... that is realy cool... please, please, i give, it was but a tease, now please leave me with the rest of my leg's and knee's, lol... peace  oh never fear, i am still hear, circling the earth, waiting to quell what fear, with abate to relate, to open the doors swing out the gate, to squash and to dash, that little ugly thing called hate, that steal the cash and dump good in the trash, steal little kids and sneak thru neighborhoods, set forth the course and align the earth back straight... peace to peace little sweety... |
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Edited by
ladyliz1417
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Sat 03/14/09 02:13 PM
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   hello pretty lady !!! |
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hello pretty lady !!!  Yep! Or the guys that have NO game, and email the "you need to git wit me" crap! 
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Am I really that lucky that I have never encountered one of these scammers? Seems like everyone else has, not that I am complaining by any means.
Wait, what was this thread about? Oh yes pick up lines... My demeanor must suggest that I am impervious to pick up lines because most guys who approach me start off with "Hi my name is ____". Then a conversation of sorts takes place and either he stays and continues to chat or leaves when he finds out I'm not going to go home with him  The worst pick up line I get is "Damn, you smell good" Which really doesn't bother me too much 
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Oh a side note, I was at a bar once and a guy came up and started talking to me and a few friends of mine. I'm pretty friendly when I'm drunk but my 2 friends dismissed him right away so he was left with no choice but to talk to me.
Anywho he was getting ready to leave with the guys he came with and said "It was nice to meet you" to which I replied, "You didn't, I'm Myka" He says "Hi, I'm Emelio".... to which I replied " EMELIOOOOOOOOO" To my dismay none of my friends caught my hilarious joke and I had to explain it to them later. If you have seen Night at the Roxbury this will make perfect sense to you... if not then I suggest you watch it 
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Hey baby won't you take a chance,
I left my rubbers in my other pants. And no, I would never use it. But, it's funny to think about. |
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I don't need a pickup line. My farts are irresistable.
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If you say, 'I do dishes' I will drop my panties. (pardon my french) when can i start washing |
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If you say, 'I do dishes' I will drop my panties. (pardon my french) Scrub a dub dub, with the Dawn and and an SOS pad. |
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I read one the other day that went: My friends over there bet 20 dollars that I couldn't get the prettiest girl in the room to talk to me. Wanna share a couple of drinks with their money?
I don't mind pick up lines if they are complimentary, and don't mention sex, or a euphemism there-of. |
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Edited by
Nova86
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Sat 03/14/09 06:42 PM
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Oh a side note, I was at a bar once and a guy came up and started talking to me and a few friends of mine. I'm pretty friendly when I'm drunk but my 2 friends dismissed him right away so he was left with no choice but to talk to me. Anywho he was getting ready to leave with the guys he came with and said "It was nice to meet you" to which I replied, "You didn't, I'm Myka" He says "Hi, I'm Emelio".... to which I replied " EMELIOOOOOOOOO" To my dismay none of my friends caught my hilarious joke and I had to explain it to them later. If you have seen Night at the Roxbury this will make perfect sense to you... if not then I suggest you watch it I was like EMELIOOOOOOO!!!!!! LMAO.....classic |
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here is the most famous ( can i buy you a drink ) or just send a drink over to her table and when she looks your way just lift your drink and say hello, if she is interested they usually are if they are not with anyone, they will come to you
   
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